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Evolution does not believe in Intelligent Design. If you guys just open your eyes and shut out stupidity in your brains, you would notice that all plants and animals are intelligently made.

What comes in to run the computer is electricity and what comes out on its display monitor are products of intelligence. What made it happen are intelligent human brains.

Plants and trees take in soil nutrients and they produce edible fruits. The transformation or process in between input (soil nutrients) and output (the fruit) is called INTELLIGENCE..
Without intelligence, those plant or trees would produce "soil fruits". NO TRANSFORMATION WILL HAPPEN.

The inteligence involve is so great that no human mind can replicate the whole process.

Better use your brain so you don't SPREAD your stupidity.

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old comment by a mind far far away

Evolution does not believe in Intelligent Design

I wasn't aware that a scientific concept could believe or disbelieve in theological concept. This is interesting, and something that needs some serious explaination.

If you guys just open your eyes and shut out stupidity in your brains, you would notice that all plants and animals are intelligently made

Well holy shit, I'm convinced. Just one question before I sign up for your death cult; is there a secret handshake?

What comes in to run the computer is electricity and what comes out on its display monitor are products of intelligence. What made it happen are intelligent human brains

Excellent. I'm surprised you were able to figure that out. Now, kindly explain what this has to do with biology.

Plants and trees take in soil nutrients and they produce edible fruits. The transformation or process in between input (soil nutrients) and output (the fruit) is called INTELLIGENCE

Um, no it's not.

Without intelligence, those plant or trees would produce "soil fruits

I think this is where he completely lost it.

The inteligence involve is so great that no human mind can replicate the whole process

Not yet, anyway. But we're working on it. In the mean time, what kind of intelligence does it take to slash the English language to bits?

Better use your brain so you don't SPREAD your stupidity

And this is what we call irony. Look it up.

old comment by Atheist Amy

Sigh...

in·tel·li·gence
/?n't?l?d??ns/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [in-tel-i-juhns] Show IPA Pronunciation
noun
1. capacity for learning, reasoning, understanding, and similar forms of mental activity; aptitude in grasping truths, relationships, facts, meanings, etc.
2. manifestation of a high mental capacity: He writes with intelligence and wit.
3. the faculty of understanding.
4. knowledge of an event, circumstance, etc., received or imparted; news; information.
5. the gathering or distribution of information, esp. secret information.
6. Government.
a. information about an enemy or a potential enemy.
b. the evaluated conclusions drawn from such information.
c. an organization or agency engaged in gathering such information: military intelligence; naval intelligence.
7. interchange of information: They have been maintaining intelligence with foreign agents for years.
8. Christian Science. a fundamental attribute of God, or infinite Mind.
9. (often initial capital letter) an intelligent being or spirit, esp. an incorporeal one, as an angel.
Origin:
13501400; ME < L intelligentia. See intelligent, -ence

old comment by Paler_Face

Evolution does not believe in Intelligent Design.

Duh.

If you guys just open your eyes and shut out stupidity in your brains, you would notice that all plants and animals are intelligently made.

If by "shut out stupidity in your brains" means "stop thinking", then yes, otherwise, no.

What comes in to run the computer is electricity and what comes out on its display monitor are products of intelligence. What made it happen are intelligent human brains.

Last time I checked, my computer was not capable of making baby-computers. Living things are capable of making baby-versions of themselves. Descent with modification and natural selection, bitch.

Plants and trees take in soil nutrients and they produce edible fruits.

Except for the ones that don't, you mean.

The transformation or process in between input (soil nutrients) and output (the fruit) is called INTELLIGENCE. Without intelligence, those plant or trees would produce "soil fruits". NO TRANSFORMATION WILL HAPPEN.

No, it's a biological process that plants don't need to think about. Plants that can't extract nutrients from the ground usually die and do not reproduce. (there are exceptions,like the venus fly-trap, etc.)

The inteligence involve is so great that no human mind can replicate the whole process.

Give the scientists a descent budget and enough time, and they will do the impossible.

Better use your brain so you don't SPREAD your stupidity.

Irony meter critical, captain! She cannea take much more!

old comment by xyz

> If you guys just open your eyes and shut out stupidity in your brains, you would notice that all plants and animals are intelligently made.
I opened my eyes and shut the stupidity out of my brain. And that was when I stopped being a creationist and accepted reality.
Nothing, I repeat, NOTHING, appears intelligently made (with the exception of man-made objects of course).

> What comes in to run the computer is electricity and what comes out on its display monitor are products of intelligence. What made it happen are intelligent human brains.
Yes. And if you look at your computer, it appears to be designed. Upon examining the insides of your computer, everything is laid out in an orderly fashion, rather than the chaotic and erratic layouts of biological creatures or rocks/planets/stars/etc.

> Plants and trees take in soil nutrients and they produce edible fruits. The transformation or process in between input (soil nutrients) and output (the fruit) is called INTELLIGENCE.
What the hell, mate. There is no intelligence involved. A tree does not have a brain. The formation of fruit on a tree is a biochemical process.

> The inteligence involve [sic × 2] is so great that no human mind can replicate the whole process.
Biological processes have been heavily researched and are understood fairly well, to the point where some of the simpler life forms (and even some mammals) can be cloned.

> Better use your brain so you don't SPREAD your stupidity.
Better take your own advice.

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