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The Pope denies Genesis chapter one and two as literal truth. On page 6, in the 'New American Bible (Saint Joseph Edition),' You'll see the Popes signature stating he agrees with the teachings of the NAB. On page 19 under '6. Literary genres or forms,' you'll see-'b) The Allegory.'... In other words, Jesus Christ is a human liar and son of a b*tch! Theistic evolution also agrees that the bible is not literal truth. All this doubt because of Darwin, the messiah.

FEZZILLA, Christian Forums 5 Comments [12/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Darwin is not the messiah. He was a scientist and thats all.

6/21/2008 11:06:07 PM


You're a retard.

3/1/2010 5:37:11 AM


I bet most theology interested people throughout history have been quite unanimous in believing the Bible to be allegories and rules on how to live.
Otherwise there wouldn't have been that many theistic scholars, trying to interpret God's Word.
Plus, Genesis chapter one and two simply can't be the literal truth, as they contradict each other.

How do you go from Allegory to "liar and son of a bitch".
You're not into nuances, are you? Either it's black or it's white, right?

3/1/2010 6:01:25 AM

Dr. Jimes Tooper

"All this doubt because of Darwin, the messiah.

Nah, the doubt comes from reality bitchslapping your fantasies in the face.

11/23/2011 11:08:15 AM


Jesus didn't write Genesis, remember? Adam and Eve were his great-great-great-whatever number of greats-grandparents.

3/9/2017 12:05:34 PM

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