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Lev.11:6 says the rabbit chews the cud. Evolution biology disagrees. But when we find out that the rabbit re-eats its partly digested fecal pellets, we find biology in error and the bible right!

FEZZILLA, Christian Forums 18 Comments [12/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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cyborgtroy

Shit != cud.

2/18/2008 4:33:08 PM

TerriblyAmused

So desperate...it's almost cute...

2/18/2008 4:34:05 PM

Laurel

And when we find the fundamentalist re-eats someone else's--no, it's too easy. Sorry.

2/18/2008 4:53:45 PM

David B.

Biology disagrees because it pointed out that cud is regurgitated partially digested food returned from the stomach, and what rabbits are eating isn't cud but caecotrophs, i.e. mucus covered compound pellets expelled via the anus from the caecum.

Geez, you bible types are usually so anal about which hole something goes in or comes out of, but the first time this doesn't go your way and you're swearing that crap and vomit are one and the same thing!

2/18/2008 4:54:36 PM

Philbert McAdamia

So the rabbit chews his CRUD ?

Hahahahahaha

2/18/2008 5:15:32 PM

Catherine

Rotfl. So a rabbit eating it's poop is proof of the Bible? Boy, they can stretch ANYTHING to try to make it seem like it's proof of the Bible.

2/18/2008 6:47:56 PM

Freboy

We never said nothing in the bible is true, so current knowledge of biology can be false and the bible true.

However, there are things in the bible that we KNOW to be false.

2/18/2008 7:47:53 PM

canadiest

According to Philbert and what i've read, it's not a mistake it's a typo! That explains a lot. Now anywhere in the Bible we can change a letter or add a letter, and I know for a fact his names not God it's Jahoveh. I probably spelled that wrong...or did I? Wow, this books more fun now.

2/20/2008 12:31:02 AM

canadiest

Holy Hell in a blender! I mispell shit all the time (well, I don't mispell shit, well, I have but not this time)Anyway I screw up in spelling, math, etc ....Maybe i'm the second coming.Maybe I'm Jewsuish!

2/20/2008 12:36:38 AM

canadiest

Give me a spare year or two and I'll get the final version of this pesky Bippidyible to you waiting masses

2/20/2008 12:39:00 AM

FMG

You are confusing corpophagy with ruminants.

Its kind of lame...

2/20/2008 12:40:22 AM

canadiest

"in the beginning God created the heavens and the earth"


Many Saturdays ago God was bored, so he cranked out a world.


"The earth waswithout form and void and darkness was on the face of the deep, and the spirit of God was moving on the face of the waters"


His face shaped yacht even bored him. he for some reason created a formless world,


"Then he said let there be light and there was light"


Let there be light,,oh it's not formless,,I can see that now,, Why'd I build a face shaped Yacht? I'm a silly God.



I'm so going to Hell for this but it's so much fun!

2/20/2008 1:02:47 AM

Tempus

You misspelled "turd," guy.

2/20/2008 1:12:17 AM

Justanotheratheist

Even if this were true, so what? By the law of averages alone, a book as long as the Bible has to get some things right. Just as a hundred monkeys bashing a hundred keyboards will occasionally come up with a recognizable word in a real language. That, however, doesn't make them Dan Brown.

11/20/2010 10:10:14 AM

Kuyohashi

That's not what cud is. So, the Bible is wrong.



AGAIN.

3/16/2011 10:31:57 AM

TWoozl

Pellet chewing != ruminant stomach passing. You fail biology forever.

3/16/2011 10:37:13 AM

GigaGuess

But...you're saying that the Bible is LITERALLY true, right? Otherwise, you would have no issue with Evolution, and what have you. Well...the Bible says cud. Not crap, cud. The moment you have to interpret, you lose the leg yo had to stand on.

3/16/2011 10:37:54 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Another lying retard for bullshit.

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