I think the Rapture is a matter of months away now
You guys have been saying that since you pulled the belief from your asses in the early 19th century. Didn't your prophet Hal Lindsey say the same thing back in the 80's?
I think we are done counting years
I'm honestly surprised that you can count at all.
With Israel rejecting a truce and continuing its campaign against Hamas, I think the the violence will continue to escalate up to the Destruction of Damascus as the exclamation point
Silly me. I was using real geography, placing Damascus in Syria. I forgot that in christian fundy geography, everything is either in Palestine or Israel. So which one is Damascus in, anyway?
It will be one of those moments where the whole world just stops and realizes things have gone too far
We done that with Dubya. Where were you? Oh right, under some rock, hiding in abject fear. Nevermind.
We the church will be happy as a pig in slop when we see it
Ironic, seeing as how you're not even supposed to touch pigs. So it's ok to use them symbolically? And you guys get all giddy and have orgasms anytime someone who disagrees with you is killed.
our Lord's return can be literally moments away
Isn't it always?
