I am absolutely FED up with all these atheist. They complain about everything. I am sure satan is enjoying all of this. Sadly it seems the atheist are multiplying quickly, enticing more and more people in to their beliefs and away from God. Everywhere I look it seems an atheist is around the corner spewing hatred. Unfortunately for me my boss is one of them, I pray for him all the time. A little off topic, but some prayers I can find a new job would be appreciated.
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enticing more and more people in to their beliefs
Atheism is not a belief system. I have no belief in gods or fairies or ghosts or alien abductions or...
A little off topic, but some prayers I can find a new job would be appreciated.
Somehow I think your skills are not very marketable and you will have a problem finding unskilled jobs.
'prayers I can find a new job would be appreciated'
Praying for an end to the war in Palestine? Nope
Praying for a new job because you're a whiny bitch who can't stand to work with someone who dosen't believe what you do? Sure thing!
They complain about everything.
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who complains the most of all?
Sadly it seems the atheist are multiplying quickly, enticing more and more people in to their beliefs and away from God.
You mean more people are growing up? There's nothing sad about that.
Everywhere I look it seems an atheist is around the corner spewing hatred.
Fundy Word Redefinition Project:
hatred, n. refusal to hate all of the same things that I do
Everywhere I look it seems an atheist is around the corner spewing hatred.
Yes, we're stalking you, at home, at work, in public wherever you go. We each have a quota of christians to convert, and I have almost enough to qualify for a snow blower.
"I feel you and will pray for you--- as my salary is paid by Atheists, so I know the feeling . My Co-workers don't seem to mind that I know God and speak on him. But I think they are watching me.....just waiting for me to "go off" any day, so they can say, "see she is not a Christian"...lol...thus I need prayer that I don't."
Oh dear...
Your boss would probably like you to find a new job, too, Danielle. But he's at least too compassionate and reasonable to shit-can someone because she's obnoxious and has different beliefs. I don't think that can be said for any bosses in the Rapture Readian ranks.
"I am absolutely FED up with all these atheist. They complain about everything."
Says the guy who screams about the end times when he see's a funny looking cloud or non-christians being treated as human beings.
I am absolutely FED up with all these fundies. They complain about everything. I am sure Jesus is saddened by all of this. Sadly it seems the fundies are disappearing quickly, enticing more and more people in to their beliefs and away from God. Everywhere I look it seems an fundie is around the corner spewing hatred. Unfortunately for me my boss is not one of them, I pray all the time. A little off topic, but no prayers are needed to find a new job.
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[I am absolutely FED up with all these atheist. They complain about everything.]
You're on Rapture Ready, and it's the atheists who are complaining about everything????
"some prayers I can find a new job would be appreciated."
You'll need them after your chosen-by-god-president Dumbya did his work on the economy. Perhaps you would have better results if you voted for an atheist president.
No? Well then, enjoy your recession.
"Everywhere I look it seems an atheist is around the corner spewing hatred."
Even though I'm atheist, I surely would've noticed these people (since they would annoy me as much as the Christians/others that do the same). I spent 4 years on a public university campus and I was never approached by atheists nor were there any just standing around (in the areas designated for such things) screaming about how 'all the Christians are deluded' and 'everything we assume they're doing is wrong' [as opposed to everyone's favorite Christian guy who assumed every single one of us college students, EVERY LAST ONE OF US, were into excessive drinking, drugs, sex, cheating and everything else they can't keep their noses out of AND that we were not ALL doing; the gideons passed out bibles every semester; I had people trying to force me to get a study bible; etc.].
"I am absolutely FED up with all these atheist. They complain about everything."
I does not! I never complained about popsicles, or sheet metal screws or Aborigines from the Australian interior, or moonbeams or large breasted women, or... or... lots of things! Quit persecuting me! Waaaaaa! Waaaaa! WAAAAAH!
Oh sorry. I think I was channeling a fundie there for a minute.
Everywhere I look it seems an atheist is around the corner spewing hatred.
I live in a small town with a population of roughly 15,000 people and 10 churches. For a place this small, that means there's a church on almost every corner.
Everywhere I look it seems an atheist is around the corner, spewing hatred... Atheists are multiplying quickly. etc.etc.
Right, because prayer is nothing at all like complaining, and could never simply be summed up as "Dear lord, everything sucks, do something about it!"
Oh, wait...
"I am absolutely FED up with all these atheist. They complain about everything. "
"Sadly it seems the atheist are multiplying quickly, enticing more and more people in to their beliefs and away from God. Everywhere I look it seems an atheist is around the corner spewing hatred. Unfortunately for me my boss is one of them, I pray for him all the time."
"A little off topic, but some prayers I can find a new job would be appreciated. "
Who is it that's complaining, bitch? Now shuddup and get my dinner, before I beat you!
I am absolutely FED up with all these Creationists. They complain about everything. I am sure Kent Hovind is enjoying all of this. Sadly it seems the Creationists are multiplying quickly, enticing more and more people in to their beliefs and away from reality. Everywhere I look it seems a Creationist is around the corner spewing hatred. Unfortunately for me my boss is one of them, I hope for him all the time. A little off topic, but some hopes I can find a new job would be appreciated.
Fixed.
Who in the hell is "atheist" and why do fundies keep picking on him?
They complain about everything
I detect high levels of irony here.
Sadly it seems the atheist are multiplying quickly
Then why don't fundies know how to use the plural when refering to a group of people?
Everywhere I look it seems an atheist is around the corner spewing hatred
Irony levels at red alert.
Unfortunately for me my boss is one of them, I pray for him all the time. A little off topic, but some prayers I can find a new job would be appreciated
This is just sad. He/she is probably the best boss you'll ever have. I hope you like your new job at Wendy's.
I'm sorry, what was that? I couldn't hear you, because the second you said that atheists are "multiplying quickly," I started cheering.
(It's a sex joke, get it?)
[They complain about everything. ]
Their not the one's complaining about what two adults do in their bedrooms, or what religion someone brings their child up, or what is taught in the schools science class.
[Everywhere I look it seems an atheist is around the corner spewing hatred. ]
See the above.
[Unfortunately for me my boss is one of them, I pray for him all the time. A little off topic, but some prayers I can find a new job would be appreciated. ]
Why do you care if your boss is atheist?
You're not going to be able to get any job with an attutide like that.
Old Viking: Are you also the dagger in her back, the extra turn upon the rack, the quivering of her heart, a stabbing pain, a sudden start?
(I wonder if anybody will understand that reference.)
Sure Dannielle,
Oh thou mighty noodlyness, whose noodly appendege is al dente and served with fine sauce, make this poor soul get a position as a telephone receptionist for the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster where she will be mercilessly mocked by piss - taking, smart arsed fast talking heathens of all nations until the last walls of her silly faith shall crumble and verily she shall shout...
"Alright you egg - headed, smarty pants bookworm motherfuckers, you can pick on someone else now. I'm gonna spend Friday eating anything but fucking fish, Saturday having amazing premarital sex with someone I'm NOT married to with NO intention of producing kids and Sunday doing anything but boring myself shitless in some dusty old church!"
Amen!
"Old Viking: Are you also the dagger in her back, the extra turn upon the rack, the quivering of her heart, a stabbing pain, a sudden start?
(I wonder if anybody will understand that reference.)"
When You're Evil, by Voltaire?
I am absolutely FED up with all these christians. They complain about everything. From their imaginary "War on Christmas" to how they're so persecuted and being denied their right to deny other people their rights. Sadly it seems the christians are multiplying quickly, enticing more and more people in to their beliefs and away from science, evidence, logic, and reason. Everywhere I look it seems a christian is around the corner spewing hatred.
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