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[Re: Atheists.]

Wow, how profound....and they think we live the fantasy.... No wonder Darwin was so tormented. He was definitely demon possessed and I believe that God was trying to reach him through all his maladies. One thing for sure, his fear was well founded. I wonder if he repented at his last breath?

cocopea9052, Rapture Ready 37 Comments [1/11/2009 2:49:02 AM]
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Nowhereman


1/11/2009 2:57:57 AM

John

I wonder if he repented at his last breath?

For what? He was a Christian - he even trained for the ministry. Jesus said you should believe and be baptized. Paul said you're saved by faith and God's grace, not by believing in all that OT nonsense about magic fruit and talking snakes.

1/11/2009 3:04:41 AM

OT

It's not the fantasy that you live. It's the delusion.

1/11/2009 3:06:32 AM

Sloth


1/11/2009 3:08:33 AM

A Friend

You do live in a fantasy. Demon possesion? Hello. Grown ups don't belive in boogey men.

1/11/2009 3:12:27 AM

fundiesRtehlulz

Sigh...

1/11/2009 3:13:51 AM

Percy Q. Shun

For fucks sake.

1/11/2009 3:21:36 AM

wackadoodle

and they think we live the fantasy.... No wonder Darwin was so tormented. He was definitely demon possessed

1/11/2009 3:26:27 AM

DevilsChaplain

"Wow, how profound....and they think we live the fantasy...."
Yeah I don't think you get bragging rights until your Jewish Zombie friend returns.

1/11/2009 3:27:42 AM

Illuminatalie

and they think we live the fantasy
Yeah. Explaining illness in terms of demonic possession is pretty much considered a fantasy. You sure hit the nail on the head with that observation!

1/11/2009 3:38:49 AM

Zoo

Huh? How is living without belief in imperceptible beings a fantasy? I thought that was just accepting what to the best of our knowledge is reality. . . .

Also, how do you know Darwin was "definitely" demon possessed?

1/11/2009 3:39:01 AM

Nowonmai

You do live in a fantasy. The only people who say Darwin was tormented are fundies. He wasn't possessed by your fantasy demons. He was old, and ill, which happens to us all at the end of our lives.

And no, he never repented or recanted his belief in the Theory of Evolution.

Did I cover it all? Yes. Okthanksbye!

1/11/2009 3:40:27 AM

Potentate Argyros

Cocopea... here is an idea..... go fuck yourself!

1/11/2009 4:15:24 AM

Illuminatalie

Also, how do you know Darwin was "definitely" demon possessed?
Litmus paper.

1/11/2009 4:32:50 AM

Thejebusfire

and they think we live the fantasy...He was definitely demon possessed...

You DO live in a fantasy. I'm not sure myself if demon creatures are real, but if they were, I'm sure they would have better things to do than possess people and make them wonder, learn, and think for themselves.

1/11/2009 5:17:52 AM

Mike


1/11/2009 6:11:53 AM

LOLWUT

It must feel nice to so completely lack any resemblance of sceptic thought, of reason and logic. That way, you get to make shit up and then claim it's true.

1/11/2009 6:18:45 AM

aaa

Nothing i have seen before. Needs more crazy.

1/11/2009 9:35:45 AM

The Jamo

The Last Breath Repentance - Every fundie's wet dream.

1/11/2009 9:44:44 AM

peabody

I don't think this is really fundie, as he seems to be unaware of the Lady Hope PRATT. No true fundie ever leaves home without it.

Anyway, "I'm real sorry for observing the natural word and creating a theory that will unify biology and is consistent with reality to the point that it will stand up to scientific scrutiny for at least the next 150 years despite the constant criticism it will face from those who do not like its implications" is probably a hard thing to say in one breath, especially if it's your last one.

1/11/2009 10:02:39 AM

Joules

I'm tempted to start telling these idiots that after they've gone I'll start the rumour that they weren't Christians after all, but really Satanists secretly gathering souls for their Master...


1/11/2009 10:21:56 AM



Atheist are bothered by our prayers to God because unlike a little child pretending--- they "KNOW" good and darn well that God exists. Otherwise they could just view our beliefs as in a "imaginary" person, and it would not bother them. We would just be closing our eyes and bowing our heads and speaking to a pretend friend.

So close, and yet so far.

1/11/2009 10:37:11 AM

Grigadil

Religion: the heavily reinforced notion that the monster under your bed owns the world and can redeem your miserable psyche.

1/11/2009 12:19:49 PM



Someone who died long before I was born must have been demon-possessed because I disagree with something he believed. Waaaah, waaaah, waaah.

1/11/2009 12:33:14 PM

FMG

@John

Towards the end of his life he was a deist or an agnostic. He lost his faith in "Christianity" when they could not grasp how elegant his theory was.

And no he did not repent.

1/11/2009 12:53:13 PM
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