Home Archives Random Quotes Latest Comments Top 100 Submit Quote Search Log In

Quote# 5580

Anton LaVey wrote the 'Satanic Bible' in 1969. This whole book was a materialistic concept of Darwinian evolution. LaVey only acknowledges Satan has a symbol, yet in the same breath, encourages satanic worship. Evolution is Satan's established religion. If you play the Eagles song 'Hotal California' backwards you'll hear, 'Yes, Satan! He organized his own religion.' Darwin and LaVey agree!

FEZZILLA, Christian Forums 16 Comments [12/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
WTF?! || meh
Username:
Comment:



1
Amos

Damn, if the Eagles say it...

1/23/2007 4:20:13 PM

JP

Just what I was about to say, Amos.

1/23/2007 5:06:42 PM

retrow

LaVey agreeing with Darwinian evolution makes him (Lavey) a little less of an asshat.

1/23/2007 7:08:07 PM

Beccs

And if you read the dribble backwards you and take every 1,116th letter it says \"Ha,ha, just kidding!\"

Fuckwit

1/24/2007 1:52:13 AM

dave whipple

satanism is a nice phylosophy but has no ties to evolution

1/24/2007 1:58:50 AM

CousinTed the stoner

Yeah man, an' if you play \"Dark Side of the Moon\" over Wizard of Oz, it totally synchs up! Whoah man, I've gotta go, my fourteen pepperoni and Dorito pizzas just arrived'

1/24/2007 2:10:26 AM

Turandot

Will somebody please enlighten me as to why some ppl would even play music backwards? Didn't this nonsense of reversed music hearken back to the Beatles?

Even **IF** there were sinister messages embedded in music when played backwards, who could possibly detect it or be influenced by it by listening to the music frontwards?

I have listened to some purportedly evil, backwards lyrics. It's just gobbledygook and you need to put your imagination on overdrive to hear anything. Just like you need to use your imagination to see bunnies and dragons in the clouds.

These gullible, naive Christians have devoured yet another hoax.

1/24/2007 4:37:45 PM

zipperback

The explain this:

http://www.thebranflakes.com/scrump/sunday.html

Creepy...

2/2/2007 2:32:31 AM

Doctor Whom

If you play the Eagles song \"Hotel California\" backwards, it will still be total crap, but you will hear, \".ainrofilaC letoH eht ot emocleW\"

2/2/2007 3:02:58 AM

jas43

what?

no

just no

1/24/2011 3:56:38 PM

CanadianBroad

But ... But ... If you play AC/DC frontwards they tell you they're on the Highway to Hell, ringing Hell's Bells!!

Please tell me this beats some horrible "easy-listening" song as the epitome of EBIL in modern music?

And, further, tell me just why Lemmy has not been nominated as an AC yet? C'mon people, he's been working hard all these years just to piss you off and you don't even notice.

Ingrates!

9/6/2011 6:23:43 PM

rubber chicken

If you play Hotel California backwards you can hear the sound of your Stylus getting fucked up.

9/7/2011 1:02:50 AM

Sevagram

Even if any of this were true, the question still remains: So what???

9/7/2011 3:16:37 AM

Anon-e-moose

"Anton LaVey wrote the 'Satanic Bible' in 1969. This whole book was a materialistic concept of Darwinian evolution. LaVey only acknowledges Satan has a symbol, yet in the same breath, encourages satanic worship. Evolution is Satan's established religion. If you play the Eagles song 'Hotal California' backwards you'll hear, 'Yes, Satan! He organized his own religion.' Darwin and LaVey agree!"

How right you are:



And those ten killed by Satan were only upon the specific authorisation of God. Even Satan himself is proven - in your own Word of God, no less - to be more than infinitely superior in terms of morality than God has been or will ever be.

A thought: I've yet to kill just one person, in all my born days. Nor am I even remotely interested in doing so, ever. So I must be doing something wrong re. my own morals, eh? [/mega-sarcasm]

Thanks for the advertisement for Satanism, FEZZILLA. Your own religion does a better job of persuading people otherwise than LaVey ever could, in demonstrating that Satan/Lucifer/etc is in fact the good guy in all this.

"If you play the Eagles song 'Hotal California' backwards you'll hear"

...nothing. Even if you defeated the anti-interference switch in a CD player and had the ability to manually spin the disc backwards (certainly at the same speed as forwards), the 1-bit decoding circuit in the player wouldn't recognise the digital signal in reverse.

Trust me, I once tried that with an old portable CD player, reversing the polarity of the motor that spins the disc. Zip. Zilch. Nothing. Nada. Nichts. Bugger All. Big. Fat. Zero.

[/nerd]

9/7/2011 9:19:30 AM

rw23

@CanadianBroad:

Seconded!

9/7/2011 12:07:35 PM

Swede

What's a "Hotal"?

Evolution is not religion, it's science, which you can tell by it being changed as soon as new evidence is found.
Religion does not change easily, it's brought kicking and screaming into every new era.

I don't remember the line "eerga yeV aL dna niwraD. noigiler nwo sih dezinagro eH !nataS, seY" in the song Hotel California.
Guess I wasn't listening as intently as FEZILLA.
Perhaps because I have a life.

9/7/2011 12:15:00 PM
1