"Anton LaVey wrote the 'Satanic Bible' in 1969. This whole book was a materialistic concept of Darwinian evolution. LaVey only acknowledges Satan has a symbol, yet in the same breath, encourages satanic worship. Evolution is Satan's established religion. If you play the Eagles song 'Hotal California' backwards you'll hear, 'Yes, Satan! He organized his own religion.' Darwin and LaVey agree!"
How right you are:
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And those ten killed by Satan were only upon the specific authorisation of God. Even Satan himself is proven - in your own Word of God, no less - to be more than infinitely superior in terms of morality than God has been or will ever be.
A thought: I've yet to kill just one person, in all my born days. Nor am I even remotely interested in doing so, ever. So I must be doing something wrong re. my own morals, eh? [/mega-sarcasm]
Thanks for the advertisement for Satanism, FEZZILLA. Your own religion does a better job of persuading people otherwise than LaVey ever could, in demonstrating that Satan/Lucifer/etc is in fact the good guy in all this.
"If you play the Eagles song 'Hotal California' backwards you'll hear"
...nothing. Even if you defeated the anti-interference switch in a CD player and had the ability to manually spin the disc backwards (certainly at the same speed as forwards), the 1-bit decoding circuit in the player wouldn't recognise the digital signal in reverse.
Trust me, I once tried that with an old portable CD player, reversing the polarity of the motor that spins the disc. Zip. Zilch. Nothing. Nada. Nichts. Bugger All. Big. Fat. Zero.
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