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I am becoming an expert,..even a master in the knowledge of Evolution. It's you who should study your facts much more carefully.

FEZZILLA, Christian Forums 11 Comments [12/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Gadren

\"Master?\" Weird...it makes it sound like evolution is some cult or something. Oh wait...that's what they think.

11/24/2005 6:05:30 AM

Darth Wang

I'd like to ask this joker to actually define evolution, then laugh at the results.

11/24/2005 6:17:54 PM



Masters of Evolution don't post on Crazy Christian forums, they post on peer reviewed scientific journals.

7/7/2008 6:43:17 AM

aaa

O RLY?

7/7/2008 7:25:40 AM



hehehe, "master in the knowledge of evolution", riiiiight. That's why the LOTR DVD's should come with a "NOT SUITABLE FOR FUNDIES OF ANY AGE" warning label. :D

7/7/2008 8:56:41 AM

rubber chicken

"Masters of Evolution": Good name for a band.

7/7/2008 9:14:21 AM

David B.

No, you don't get to be a Master of Evolution until you comprehend the Dragon Scroll!

7/7/2008 9:33:15 AM

Freboy

Okay... so define these terms for me, if you would.

- Cladogenesis
- SNP
- Chromosome sticky/blunt end
- Ecological niche
- Gene duplication

...or just shut up.

7/7/2008 11:01:36 AM

Frege

I have a black belt in home schooled detection.

7/7/2008 12:03:12 PM

El Guapo

I see you studied Wi-Shu Tiger Technique at the Darwin Temple. Your skills are very strong, but not as strong as your Master. And even your Master could not defeat my Wallace Crane Fist. Maybe you need more training. Ha ha.

Bring the girl to the square. We will fight. Fair fight. Whoever wins, gets the girl.

Ha ha ha.

7/7/2008 2:42:33 PM

Brenz

Now I'm picturing awesome kung-fu monks who evolve at hyper-speed to do shapeshifting combat.

7/7/2008 3:00:23 PM
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