I don't know a whole lot about the subject, but it's not like I could ever learn enough to change my mind. It [Evolution] contradicts the Word of God, thus I know it's a lie from the pits of hell.
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The funny thing is, though, that Satan wrote the Bible a long time ago, and the whole heaven-and-hell thing is just bullshit. When you die, you die. There are no souls. It's really funny.
Lilith has other ideas, but she was such a bad "helpmeet".
(My BF's mother practically died when I told her Eve wasn't Adam's first wife and then she ran to ask her sister who had converted to Judaism by marriage to see if I was lying... good times, good times...)
But Christianity contradicts the word of Odin, which contradicts the word of Allah, which contradicts the word of Krishna.
Which god am I supposed to believe?
So, the basics are:
A. You don't know about the ToE.
B. You have decided it's untrue.
One more basic:
C. You're an idiot.
I don't know a whole lot about the subject
Then you need to shut up right there. You have demonstrated that you do not have the requisite knowledge to comment on the subject.
but it's not like I could ever learn enough to change my mind
Well at least you admit that you are close minded and ignorant. But how can you know that your mind won't be changed by that knowledge if you don't bother to learn it in the first place?
It [Evolution] contradicts the Word of God, thus I know it's a lie from the pits of hell.
And you know this how? Moreover, the bible contradicts itself, so by your reasoning then the bible itself is nothing but a lie from the pits of hell.
I don't know a whole lot about the subject, but it's not like I could ever learn enough to change my mind.
Yes...I suppose I could expect no more from one who has already thrown his brain away.
It's like me and Yu-Gi-Oh! I think it's the worst piece of crap to ever be translated and sent over seas, but at least I watched a couple of episodes so I would have a valid opinion about it, and yeah, my prejudices were confirmed; it's utter and perfect crap.
You see, you didn't do your homework, but still want to participate in class.
Sit down. F!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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