isnt this so exciting.. ever since the war [between Israel and Hamas] began i've been so glued to the computer readin RR news... i agree with you there that we are so outta here shortly. I dont think the word soon is plausible anymore,but shortly does so fit into whats happening right now.. ground invasion...wow! rapture here we come!
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I dont think the word soon is plausible anymore,but shortly does so fit into whats happening right now
During Israels 1967 war the fundies were saying it's just like what the bible says, the world is about to end, Jesus is coming, apocolyps, blah blah blah. So, fundies, what have we learned from this?
What gets me annoyed about these people is that they will never know they are wrong, they will just keep pushing their rapture dates back until they're 100 years old and die, and never realize that there won't be a ratpure.
I dont think the word soon is plausible anymore,but shortly does so fit into whats happening right now
wut?
Care to explain the difference between the two?
I don't recall the part of the bible that says the rapture will come once israel decides to wipe out all the palestinians in gaza.
It's not like there hasn't been any conflict in israel for the last forty years. It is disgusting to watch you get all giddy whenever israel sees fit to massacre a large number of palestinians. Although I do get some satisfaction watching the inevitable let down when you idiots think the rapture is imminent but it doesn't come.
I hate to break to it to you - heh! I'm a little liar aren't I - but soon is OK to use only if soon means never. Of course in the fundamentalist world, soon could easily mean never. In fact, in the fundamentalist world soon could mean whatever you want it to. And mean could mean soon and so on. And we'd end up talking gibberish. Wait ...
ISN'T THIS SO EXCITING? KIDS IN GAZA ARE GETTING KILLED AND I'M REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLY HAPPY BECAUSE THE RAPTURE IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!ELEVENTYONE!!!!!11!!
ANYONE who delights in the killing of innocent people should "tie a millstone around their neck and throw (themselves) into the sea."
Oh my spunk, you're so gullible I can't believe noone has exploited your stupidity for monetary gain. Hmmmm.... Rapture theme park... we'll be RICH ! RICH I TELL YOU !!! WE'LL LIVE LIKE KIIIIINGS
Oh my gods. I will never understand the pleasure people take in that kind of violence. I will never understand people like you that see "salvation" around every corner, and couldn't care less about the environment or life in general, since apparently you think you're leaving in some spectacular deux ex machina. Wake up: you're stuck here, just like the rest of us. Welcome to real life and real human existence.
When Christ stands you up and you've finished destroying the world, what will you do then?
...I'm done ranting now. =)
Disgusting. Damn death cultists, so wrapped up in their delusions that they blithely ignore the fact that real people are suffering and dying over there. Sometimes those Rapture Retards just come off as pathetic, but this is sick.
Sometimes I wish the rapture was real so we could either:
But then I realize that's a stupid fantasy and I deal with the reality that there are people this callous to the suffering of others.
"i agree with you there that we are so outta here shortly. I dont think the word soon is plausible anymore,but shortly does so fit into whats happening right now.. ground invasion...wow! rapture here we come!"
And what if this peace deal brokered by France & Egypt works out? Or even if that doesn't, (after Jan 20th) President Obama does a Carter and becomes a peacemaker between Palestine & Israel (Egypt used to be like Palestine, Syria et al, and wish for Israel's extinction. Now, they recognise & acknowledge Israel's right to exist)? There's your beloved Armageddon & thus your 'Rapture' up the swannee.
Or you could simply accelerate things and 'Rapture' yourselves now. Go on. Drink the Kool-Aid.
"And what if this peace deal brokered by France & Egypt works out? Or even if that doesn't, (after Jan 20th) President Obama does a Carter and becomes a peacemaker between Palestine & Israel (Egypt used to be like Palestine, Syria et al, and wish for Israel's extinction. Now, they recognise & acknowledge Israel's right to exist)? There's your beloved Armageddon & thus your 'Rapture' up the swannee"
It doesn't matter. This anti-Christ they are always going on about is supposed to come disguised as a peacemaker. So the rapture will still happen.
War, peace, disasters, etc etc. There is no scenario that you can think of that these people cannot convert into signs that the "rapture" is just around the corner.
What Rapturite actually know about Palastine or Isreal wouldn't fill a thimble. They could fill a Shitwagon with the years of crap they've been told, make up or mis-hear/read.
Get your news and opinions from reputable sources, the more the better as bias will show itself
OMG.. those filthy christ killers are invading the Islamists!!!
*fap fap fap*
The time is getting SOOO close! SOOOOO....CLOSE!!!!
*fap fap fap*
And then we can watch all of those christ killing Jews be tossed into Hell along with the Muslims and the atheists..oh..oh..oh...
*fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap*
I can feel the coming of the lord!!!!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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