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1 reason why you need God huh? Hell ring a bell?

Nydas., BlizzForums 21 Comments [12/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Madame Scarlet

How about a real reason, that has evidence backing it?

2/26/2007 5:53:47 PM

JP

My immaginary friend won't let you into his immaginary clubhouse!

2/26/2007 8:46:56 PM

Alena

I dunno, man. Satan throws some bitchin' parties.

2/27/2007 11:00:52 PM

szenah

It doesn't occur to fundies that if you don't believe in their God you don't believe in their hell, either.

2/27/2007 11:48:03 PM

Beccs

Hell doesn't exist.

NEXT?

2/28/2007 2:46:40 AM

Rahab

Hell's bells!

Sorry, had to say that.

2/28/2007 3:21:01 AM

DG

No.

Next arguement please.

2/28/2007 12:03:47 PM

BurntBush

So if I don't have god, I don't have hell? Cool.

2/28/2007 12:17:52 PM

Homer

There's no such thing as hell

2/28/2007 2:36:43 PM

Tom S. Fox

One reason why you need Zeus? Underworld ring a bell?

3/15/2008 2:23:24 PM

Quantum Mechanic

"ring a bell?"

no

3/15/2008 2:26:41 PM

anti-nonsense

Prove that Hell exists, then we'll talk.

And no "The Bible sez so" isn't proof of anything.

3/15/2008 3:56:09 PM

Snafui

If hell is the absence from people like you and from a cruel and barbarous God that you believe in sign me up.

3/15/2008 4:15:37 PM

Stardrake

"Heaven for climate, Hell for company."
--Mark Twain.



3/15/2008 4:33:12 PM

Princess Rot

No, Satan has the air-raid siren. What? You never played Silent Hill?

3/15/2008 9:49:26 PM

Dr. Shrinker

So we should kiss up to god because he/she/it is powerful and will punish us if we do not. Your god is a bully, and I cannot respect a bully. I cannot respect people who kiss up to bullies either.

12/31/2008 5:15:27 PM

GigaGuess

That's not a reason, that's extortion...or blackmail. Gah, my brain's mush today. At any rate, he makes a bad place, and then threatens all his children that he will toss them there if they dare to stray too far from him. It's spiteful, and vindictive.

12/31/2008 5:33:10 PM

aaa

Not impressed.

12/31/2008 5:35:50 PM

Godbuster

I mean, yeah, Michigan sucks, but not THAT bad.

10/8/2010 11:32:48 AM

Angua

No, what is this "Hell" you speak of? I'm sorry, I just happen to live in this country called America with a predominantly Christian population, with "In God We Trust" written on all our money, so really, how can you expect me to know what "hell" is? It's not as the language we're typing in has a number of idioms that reference this "hell" and that English literature is full of allusions and references to this "hell" thing. It's not as if anyone in the history of Western civilization believed in or talked about this "hell," so there is no way that the concept has anything to do with my understanding of history. Therefore, I presume my lack of knowledge can be forgiven.

Also, if you happen to know (not that you would, especially if you speak the same language or live in the same culture I do) the answers to any of the following questions, i'd greatly appreciate if you answered them:
What's a "Heaven"?
What's a "Bible"?
What's a "Jesus"?
Who exactly is this "God" person, anyway?


10/8/2010 5:32:32 PM

Canadiest

I have a fever for Hells Bells, gotta have more Hells Bells

10/8/2010 5:38:49 PM
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