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#169917
Madame Scarlet
How about a real reason, that has evidence backing it?
2/26/2007 5:53:47 PM
#170059
JP
My immaginary friend won't let you into his immaginary clubhouse!
2/26/2007 8:46:56 PM
#171195
Alena
I dunno, man. Satan throws some bitchin' parties.
2/27/2007 11:00:52 PM
#171234
szenah
It doesn't occur to fundies that if you don't believe in their God you don't believe in their hell, either.
2/27/2007 11:48:03 PM
#171384
Beccs
Hell doesn't exist.
NEXT?
2/28/2007 2:46:40 AM
#171414
Rahab
Hell's bells!
Sorry, had to say that.
2/28/2007 3:21:01 AM
#171568
DG
No.
Next arguement please.
2/28/2007 12:03:47 PM
#171578
BurntBush
So if I don't have god, I don't have hell? Cool.
2/28/2007 12:17:52 PM
#171681
Homer
There's no such thing as hell
2/28/2007 2:36:43 PM
#434729
Tom S. Fox
One reason why you need Zeus? Underworld ring a bell?
3/15/2008 2:23:24 PM
#434731
Quantum Mechanic
"ring a bell?"
no
3/15/2008 2:26:41 PM
#434789
anti-nonsense
Prove that Hell exists, then we'll talk.
And no "The Bible sez so" isn't proof of anything.
3/15/2008 3:56:09 PM
#434807
Snafui
If hell is the absence from people like you and from a cruel and barbarous God that you believe in sign me up.
3/15/2008 4:15:37 PM
#434821
Stardrake
"Heaven for climate, Hell for company."
--Mark Twain.
3/15/2008 4:33:12 PM
#435077
Princess Rot
No, Satan has the air-raid siren. What? You never played Silent Hill?
3/15/2008 9:49:26 PM
#833370
Dr. Shrinker
So we should kiss up to god because he/she/it is powerful and will punish us if we do not. Your god is a bully, and I cannot respect a bully. I cannot respect people who kiss up to bullies either.
12/31/2008 5:15:27 PM
#833383
GigaGuess
That's not a reason, that's extortion...or blackmail. Gah, my brain's mush today. At any rate, he makes a bad place, and then threatens all his children that he will toss them there if they dare to stray too far from him. It's spiteful, and vindictive.
12/31/2008 5:33:10 PM
#833384
aaa
Not impressed.
12/31/2008 5:35:50 PM
#1216303
Godbuster
I mean, yeah, Michigan sucks, but not THAT bad.
10/8/2010 11:32:48 AM
#1216407
Angua
No, what is this "Hell" you speak of? I'm sorry, I just happen to live in this country called America with a predominantly Christian population, with "In God We Trust" written on all our money, so really, how can you expect me to know what "hell" is? It's not as the language we're typing in has a number of idioms that reference this "hell" and that English literature is full of allusions and references to this "hell" thing. It's not as if anyone in the history of Western civilization believed in or talked about this "hell," so there is no way that the concept has anything to do with my understanding of history. Therefore, I presume my lack of knowledge can be forgiven.
Also, if you happen to know (not that you would, especially if you speak the same language or live in the same culture I do) the answers to any of the following questions, i'd greatly appreciate if you answered them:
What's a "Heaven"?
What's a "Bible"?
What's a "Jesus"?
Who exactly is this "God" person, anyway?
10/8/2010 5:32:32 PM
#1216409
Canadiest
I have a fever for Hells Bells, gotta have more Hells Bells
10/8/2010 5:38:49 PM
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