(Originally Posted by jesusiscomin
Jec:
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LOL..this is not JUST fundy factor 5.. it is also fundy in a wacky, bizarro type of weirdness.
This post almost makes the hair stand on the back of my neck its so batshit nutty full goose bozo with a childish tad of sappy retardation tossed in to boot.
Sorry, I cannot read this without thinking perverted. Chap stick, Cherry flavor, blow the trumpet, hand-delivering.
Well, at least it's not a suppository.
Wait, strike that. A suppository would be even funnier.
Can I play too?
Every picture of angels I've ever seen they don't have pockets. They always got their bare toes sticking out for some damn reason, but no pockets. So how do they pay for Chap Stick with no money? Huh? Shoplifting angels? Does one angel keep the cashier busy with questions about hemorrhoid cream while another palms the Chap Stick? With them bare feet, how do they even get in the store? "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service!" Maybe they just fake it with an empty lipstick tube, some chewed-up cherries and some ear wax. Do angels have ear wax? Well, they got lips that need Chap Stick apparently, and we know they got toes - but we're not going there! Hell no! You think they know about trademark infringement if they're making their own Chap Stick?
Thanks! Creative mental retardation can be fun!
And I can just imagine there's no Heaven
Imagine there's no countries
You may say that I'm a dreamer
Imagine no possessions
You may say that I'm a dreamer
Wow. Somehow I didn't realize that even RR spent this much time in their bizarre little fantasy world.
I must admit, this one made me laugh.
What. The. Fuck.
This IS a poe, right?
Undoubtedly, the responses to this post were filled with those horrible emoticons the RR crowd uses...
I'm positively certain that Jec is not a poe. Browse the Womens' Forum sometime; the amount of Hummel-collecting, pea-brained females on RR is deplorable.
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