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"But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise;
and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;"
1 Corinthians 1:27

patterns-(energy/different pattern)=new pattern
p-(e/d) = n

This formula represents a simple 'foolish' truth that has confounded many wise evolutionists. This formula simply states every new pattern (n) is a result of a previous pattern (p) minus energy (e) being divided into or through a different pattern (d). For example, if you throw (e) a mirror (p) against a wall (d) it would result in shards of glass (n).

Why is this important? Well it doesn't just prove God's existence it disproves evolution. The formula simply claims that every new pattern (n) is a result of a larger more complex pattern (p). This is a simple foolishness that will confound every wise evolutionist. I have presented it to many and the only response I have gotten is… well it can’t prove a specific god or theology or some may say, go read a book on evolution because the evidence is clear.
If anyone has a counterargument or an affirmation please do tell.

To reiterate the argument, we know the human brain exists (n) so what was the original object or being (p) that led to the creation of us. According to the Bible…

God's brain or thoughts-(God's energy/dirt or clay)=human brain

nishaun..., BlackPlanet.com 85 Comments [1/15/2009 11:13:43 PM]
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Paschal Wagner

So for instance, if Leo Tolstoy writes (e) little black scrawlings (p) on a piece of paper (d) it will result in War And Peace (n). You see how it gets increasingly less complex?

1/15/2009 11:21:04 PM

pete

Simple. The "rules" that apply to inanimate objects don't apply to living things. Your "argument" is based on the false premise that physics and biology are the same thing.

1/15/2009 11:21:15 PM

aaa

This wins the "WTF!?" award.

1/15/2009 11:23:44 PM

surfinseaotter

Wait... so your formula is:

A whole mirror - (mirror/shards of glass)= a broken mirror?

Fundie math is mind boggling

1/15/2009 11:26:09 PM

Ambrielle

Math FAIL, Physics FAIL, Biology FAIL. Shall I go on?

1/15/2009 11:28:14 PM

Eden

So what you want to say is that god is brainless now because his brain was used to create the human brain? :D

1/15/2009 11:29:59 PM

A Friend

Cues the Darth Vader pic with the water jugs.

1/15/2009 11:33:23 PM

Old Viking

That blows my mind, I must admit.

1/15/2009 11:35:51 PM

Berny

Let me see if I have this straight then:
Superstitious Beliefs-(Unsubstantiated Belief in God/Ancient Misogynistic Scriptures)=Huge Pile of Bullshit
Yeah, that's about it.

1/15/2009 11:37:30 PM

Professor M

Sounds like a word-salad rearrangement of the basic laws of thermodynamics.

Which still only apply to closed systems, which the Earth still is not.

1/15/2009 11:37:32 PM

Taz

If energy (e) is being divided "into" a different pattern (d), shouldn't it be d/e?

1/15/2009 11:45:01 PM

Ken

I thought creationism worked like this:

God=stuff

1/15/2009 11:45:04 PM

onoma

"This is a simple foolishness"

obviously.

1/15/2009 11:48:44 PM

Canadiest

See? the thing is facts + analysis = reality
And religion+ bullshit = religion

1/15/2009 11:56:54 PM

drumbo

inbred X fucktard = fundie

1/16/2009 12:56:00 AM

anevilmeme

Thus far, the best WTF of '09.

1/16/2009 12:59:23 AM

JaggedJim

I do have to admit that I am confounded, just not in the way that nishaun wants.

1/16/2009 1:14:53 AM

toth

nishaun's brain = idiot / 0

1/16/2009 1:41:21 AM

OHAtheist

This must be that 'new math' I've hear about...

1/16/2009 1:53:57 AM

topaz_witch

The only part that even remotely make sense in the fact his brain is a clod of dirt.

1/16/2009 2:01:22 AM

Sasha

Fundies are so cute when they try to pretend they understand science.

1/16/2009 2:02:18 AM

Skyknight

Hmmm...

White light-(vector/prism)=rainbow? Some might call that MORE complex...

Surfin' Sea Otter: Actually, the example was more mirror-(throw/wall)=shards. Although one could change "shards" to "lots of little mirrors"...

1/16/2009 2:03:33 AM

WMDKitty

Eeeehhh.... yeeaaahh.... no.

BTW, what the hell kind of "name" is "nishaun"?

1/16/2009 2:17:04 AM

El Guapo

"If anyone has a counterargument or an affirmation please do tell."

You made up that retarded formula. (that's a counterargument)

--Would be kind of fun to watch nishaun do taxes, though--

1/16/2009 2:20:44 AM

Mighty Toilet

in what univerese does this make any sence?

1/16/2009 2:25:28 AM
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