To me myself no one will ever stop me from talking about MY GOD. For MY GOD is the Greatest GOD EVER. HE IS THE LORD JESUS CHRIST that died on the Cross for you and me. Jesus has done great things for all of us and for me to ever deny HIM to anyone I could not, I would not deny MY LORD. I would rather die and go to HEAVEN with my LORD then to ever deny HIM. I talk about GOD and JESUS at work all the time. I am not scared to proclaim the LOVE that JESUS has for me. I want the world to know, just HOW GREAT MY GOD IS. That He is waiting on them to answer the door to their heart and to let JESUS come into there lives and make thing better for them.
So to all those that this video offended take it to the LORD. For this was not to offend anyone but to open your eyes to see what is going on all around you. This could come to pass after Obama is in office. You never know.
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I want the world to know, just HOW GREAT MY GOD IS.
Cool! Show me your god, will ya?
Not really fundie or spiteful. Just very passionate.
The video he's talking about is insane, by the way.
No one's trying to censor you, sweetie. And if someone attempted to do so, I would be on your side - freedom of expression is sacrosanct. But the paranoid persecution fetishes really get old quickly. And unless you work at a church or amongst other fundies, your co-workers probably get tired of your proselytizing. And your unnecessary and excessive use of caps.
Yea his god does require all those caps.
2nd Parentheses 2:30-33
On a side note here is verse 34
I would rather die and go to HEAVEN with my LORD then to ever deny HIM.
That's like saying I would rather leave my home and go live on the warm, sunny beaches of some tropical island than ever say I hate the internet. When you use that phrase you're supposed to mention something that is one of the worst things imaginable to you, not something you look forward to and hope will be something you'll get one day. For example, had you said you would rather die and go to hell that would be meaningful. Instead you made yourself sound that much more stupid.
(Courtesy of my sick mind)
rose4christ: you will never make me lose my faith! Awe, my nipples, they hurt when I twist them! PRAISE THE LORD!!! Burn my anus with hot iron for JESUS!
Me: yo, you're obsessed with your imaginary boyfriend.
rose4christ: WHAT! I'm not obsessed with JESUS! And he is very real. Would an imaginary being make me cream my pants by just thinking about him?
Me: umm, right, I gotta go umm have a tea party now. Seek help.
rose4christ: the only help I need is getting on my knees, closing my eyes and praying for JESUS to come inside of me. Open YOUR heart to JESUS and he will come inside of you too. JESUS comes quick in to who accept HIM! HE will reach around and puch satan away from YOU.
Me: seek help crazy bitch. Seriously.
rose4christ: obama is a negroe.
"I talk about GOD and JESUS at work all the time."
How many times do you think Rose has been reported to HR for being an annoying, preachy twit?
Any chance of you denying Jesus? Just thought I'd ask.
Love it, and I love you too, Pule.
Clown: Let me use my power of Word for you.
To me myself no one will ever stop me from talking about MY DRUG. For MY DRUG is the Greatest DRUG EVER. HE IS THE LORD CRACK CHRIST that dried on the Cross for you and me. Crack has done great things for all of us and for me to ever deny HIM to anyone I could not, I would not deny MY DOPE. I would rather die and go to HEAVEN with my DOPE then to ever deny HIM. I talk about DRUG and CRACK at work all the time. I am not scared to proclaim the LOVE that CRACK has for me. I want the world to know, just HOW GREAT MY DRUG IS. That He is waiting on them to answer the door to their heart and to let CRACK come into there lives and make thing better for them.
So to all those that this video offended take it to the DOPE. For this was not to offend anyone but to open your eyes to see what is going on all around you. This could come to pass after Obama is in office. You never know.
Wow, you are right. It does make sense!
I have to say that the use of CAPS isn't as bad as usual at least they are just used for the words God & Jesus or synonyms of them rather than the usual random scattering I have become used to ." For MY GOD is the Greatest GOD EVER."
We'd be so much more interested in what you have to say IF YOU stopped TALKING like THIS.
Then again, it probably wouldn't matter. You're too closed-minded to listen to what anyone has to say.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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