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im sure Jesus hates the ACLU too...i think i would rather be on the ACLU's bad side than on Jesus bad side!

4TheLight, Rapture Ready 13 Comments [12/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
WTF?! || meh

Tiberius Thyben

Ah, yeah, 'cause as your bible shows us so many times, Jesus was just brimming with hate for human rights. [/sarcasm]

9/15/2009 6:06:50 PM


Message of peace and forgiveness FTW. Read your bibbel, cutie.

9/16/2009 6:48:23 AM


Being that Jesus stood up for the little man and other people that society at that time considered trash, I would be inclined to think that he would support the ACLU.

9/16/2009 7:11:51 AM

Dr. Shrinker

And how does Jesus feel about your blatant bootlicking?

9/16/2009 7:23:38 AM


Riiight ... He wrote and told you so in a letter, right? And he also said how proud he was of all you "to the letter" Pharisees, right?

No? Then kindly STFU and get off my internets!

9/6/2011 6:05:35 PM

J. James

I'm reasonably sure that the ACLU does not give a fuck about you unless your rights are violated. The ACLU represents people they find vile and repugnant, you know.

9/6/2011 6:14:12 PM


the ACLU would defend your right to make stupid statements like that.

12/28/2012 4:06:56 AM


Why would Jesus hate an organization whose purpose is to protect the constitutional rights of citizens? To my knowledge, the ACLU has defended the freedom of religion rights of many Christians over the years.

12/28/2012 7:54:37 AM

rubber chicken

The fact that you believe Jesus, the prince of peace, the only sinless person ever, even has a bad side, says far more about you and your version of Christianity than it does about the ACLU

12/28/2012 8:26:07 AM


And yet, if Jesus' constitutional rights were violated, the ACLU would come to his aid.

12/28/2012 8:28:35 AM


Funny, because Jesus was perhaps THE most famous liberal in history, regardless of whether or not he actually existed.

12/28/2012 8:57:40 AM


Actual, I think he'd be okay with it. The ACLU regularly defends those who the majority try to silence, and Jesus loved lifting up the poor and downtrodden.
Also, he was totally a socialist.

12/28/2012 12:12:38 PM


Boy, it sure is a good thing that Jesus hates everything that I hate.

4/18/2013 8:38:13 AM