[So why is Israel spanking Hamas???]
Because Hamas represents Palestinians which represent Allah which represents the moon god which represents satan
they all deserve one very big spanking
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Hamas represents Palestine
Ok, I got that one.
Palestine represents Allah
Well, no, not really, there's several different religions found in Palestine, including xtianity.
Allah represents the moon god
Ok, how did you come up with that?
the moon god represents satan
Um, again, how far in your ass did you have to reach to pull that one out?
Because Hamas represents Palestinians
which represent Allah which represents the moon god which represents satan
they all deserve one very big spanking
Or it could be because Hamas is a shitty militia and the IDF I'd one of the top five militaries in the world. Let's see: RPG's and AK-47's vs Tanks, fighter jets, helicopters, and heavy artilery(all world class). It's easy to see why Israel would be inflicting heavy casualties on a militia. Also, Islam is your religion's little brother. You guys worship the same skydaddy. Get over it.
which represents the moon god which represents satan
which represents god. God created Satan and god is responsible for everything satan does, Satan does not do anything without your gods permission and since your god created satan, he can also destroy satan but since he has not done so, your god must love satan.
"they all deserve one very big spanking"
... so just a little bit of peril then?
I'm sorry... that was horrible. I just couldn't resist.
"Buzzard" is appropriate you death - porn loving, carrion eating, death cultist freak. "Spanking", people are being blown up and burned alive, the scum on RR sicken me beyond words.
I'd love to "spank" you the same way. Let me know where your house is so I can drop a big bomb on it while all your relatives are there.
What? It's just "spanking", after all!
Confused?
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