[Responding to a Youtube video entitled "Are You Ready To Die For Your Faith??". You MUST see the video for a good laugh http://www.youtube.com/watch?eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rr-bb.com%2Fshowthread.php%3Ft%3D73906&v=EwRN0fVIdqw ]
My hat's off to you Ron. I would hope that every Christian would die for Our Lord if need be. I know in my heart that I would DIE for MY Lord in a second. For My God has done so very much for me in my life, that giving my life up for HIM could only bring me more joy than what my Life on this earth has ever done for me.Except when God gave Ron to me. So yes, I would Die for my faith in My God. The Lord Jesus Christ.
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I suspect that this sad individual has actually had an extremely miserable and unrewarding life, and I imagine that she will continue to do so for another few decades.
These rapture people are caricatures of themselves.
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I fail to understand the concept of dying for an all-knowing, all-powerful god. How could you possibly impress someone that knows your every move before you make it? Why would you need to die for the creator and ruler of all? Stupid.
giving my life up for HIM could only bring me more joy than what my Life on this earth has ever done for me
It's nice to know you don't appreciate all that the lawd hath givith you therefore you wish you could die. lulz.
Rose, I am not a violent person and am in a state of regret about the poor rabbit that immolated itself under my wheels last evening. I steeled myself to go back and drive over it again so that it would not suffer. That has cost me emotionally.
However, with you, if I were your torturer (a most unlikely prospect as I reject physical violence utterly), I would consider that my job was to ensure you did not die in a second. I would feel that duty required you to suffer the most horrendous tortures for the longest possible time so that you would suffer excruciating pain.
As I tend to be a person who does his duty well, be thankful that I am not violent or warped in the mind. I would no more harm a fly than pick a hair from your head. But if things were otherwise, who can tell what you or I might do. So shut your sanctimonious witchmouth and preserve a decent feminine silence in the presence of men, as your holy bible enjoins.
Of course real women, please join in the general conversation and be your usual generous, entertaining conversationalist selves.
Just watched the video. Cool. Well that's one gentleman that's not gonna go whoosh! any time soon. And the other guy needs a shave. Apart from that, anything else we learned from this? Only that it confirms everything I've thought about fundies.
Hey Rose, your thorns are showing.
Love ya, Pule.
I know in my heart that I would DIE for MY Lord in a second.
@Mr Spak - well said sir! In reading the thread all I could think was, "Well, it's easy to say that isn't it Rose because it's not really happening." She actually said it about 3 or 4 times in 4 different posts. - yes, I read the posts too:( - and she sounds so sanctimonious and full of it.
In the video what I couldn't get over was the man's stupid wife, doing the collapsing heroine in the car. Why not phone the cops ? Or sneak up on the baddie with something heavy and brain him? What a waste of space she was.
And did anybody see Rose4Christ's photo on RR. It's very coy and come hither if you ask me. Not appropriate at all.
Jack Chick is on YouTube now, and it's as pathetic as his tracts always were. "I never believed in your Christ, so now I'm gonna see if you're willing to die for him." Cause we all know how violent atheists are, right? This is just a breeding ground for suicide bombers from the religious right. You're not a real Christian unless you're willing to die for Christ, and take out a few others with you, as well.
So yes, I would Die for my faith in My God.
Bullshit!
You'd squeal like a pig and beg beg beg not to hurt you. You have no fucking idea what you are talking about, sitting comfy on your obese ass in your own home, safely behind a computer and spew stupidity 24/7 and this is the worst I have ever heard. My experience with your type of people, is that they are the biggest cowards you'll ever encounter and they'll happily push someone else in front of them to catch the bullets.
You, bitch, is a huge stupid ignorant asshole liar!
For My God has done so very much for me in my life, that giving my life up for HIM could only bring me more joy than what my Life on this earth has ever done for me.
Is it me, or is this sentence self-contradictory? "God has enriched my life, but I would die in a second because it would be better than living." ¿Qué?
Rose, if you want to blow your husband, do it in the confines of your own bedroom.
On a similar story, the "Iceman" (mob hitman) said the cruelest thing he ever did was to someone who begged for his life saying he was a Christian. The Iceman pulled back and said "Tell you what, you've got 1 hour to pray, if God changes the circumstances you will live, if not then I guess God has forsaken you." He then sat in a chair for an hour while the guy prayed. Once the hour was up, he said "I guess God doesn't love you" and blew his brains out.
But then again that situation was real, the video is just stupid.
Edit
The gun wasn't loaded, the "bad guy" really wanted to learn about Jesus, but only from a "True Christian" who was willing to die for his faith.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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