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Pagan worship is a signature trait of Atheist devotees. Some worship trees or their crotch. Others worship molecules, like CO2 or CFCs. Their "ozone-hole" mantra was federally enforced, damaging both A/C efficiency & air quality. Ayatollah Albert Arnold "Celcius" Gore, Jr. prophesizes an armageddon by angry thermometer gods lest we criminalize capitalism -- the engine that powers humanity.

Atheism is just a fascist religion; akin to Islam.

TylerNull, Youtube 90 Comments [1/12/2009 2:25:18 AM]
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WMDKitty

Uh... no. Pagan worship is a signature trait of PAGANS.

1/12/2009 2:29:58 AM

surfinseaotter

All hail the mighty CO2 molecule!

1/12/2009 2:33:45 AM

Fishcakes

What the fuck is this shit?

No, seriously--what the fuck?

I can't even begin to TRY to make any sense out of this shit!

1/12/2009 2:34:07 AM

Rat of Steel

Sorry, Tyler. Simply spewing out a bunch of fundie and conspiracy-theorist buzz-words in rapid succession won't make your rant true.

1/12/2009 2:35:14 AM

colonel catastrophe

Individually, these words hold meaning. Together, they are totally meaningless, and nonsensical. Less is more Tyler.

1/12/2009 2:37:15 AM



Others worship molecules, like CO2 or CFCs

Personally, I worship Selenium. At least I know it exists.

1/12/2009 2:37:43 AM

Zimmer

I don't know about you other atheists, but I'm a devoted disciple of C8H10N4O2, personally.

1/12/2009 2:37:57 AM

Rat of Steel

(Zimmer)
"I don't know about you other atheists, but I'm a devoted disciple of C8H10N4O2, personally."


Hmm. My knowledge of chemistry is a little rusty, but...that's the formula for alcohol, isn't it?

1/12/2009 2:41:26 AM

Knotilus

Atheism definition... FAIL

1/12/2009 2:41:50 AM

No One

@ #898578 and Zimmer

For me, it'll always be Trinitrotoluene.

1/12/2009 2:42:13 AM

Mudak

Actually, I worship my wife's crotch, but that's another story.... :)

1/12/2009 2:42:43 AM

philosophia

What the hell? Surely this must be a Poe...?

1/12/2009 2:44:54 AM

Grigadil

C2H6O is alcohol.

Offhand, I'd think C8H10N4O2 is an alkaloid.

Tyler's credibility is Null.

1/12/2009 2:47:07 AM

myheadhurts

Gore is atheist... wuh?

1/12/2009 2:51:07 AM

Hawker Hurricane

Little Tyler took a drink
But he shall drink no more
For what he thought was H2O
Was H2S04

1/12/2009 2:51:38 AM

Stardrake

Zimmer--Ah, a fellow caffieneoholic, I see.

And to TylerNull (the Null must refer to his brain)--We should listen to climatological advice from someone who can't even spell "Celsius"??

1/12/2009 3:01:12 AM

spoonorca

Atheists don't worship anything as a god.

1/12/2009 3:02:16 AM

Old Viking

What?

1/12/2009 3:06:56 AM



Another YT retard. Next!

1/12/2009 3:07:39 AM

wackadoodle

"DER DER EVERYTHING OPPOSED TO MY IDIOTIC, UNEDUCATED BS IS PART OF A VAST PAGAN CULT DERP A DERP DERP!"

God I hate youtube.

1/12/2009 3:14:27 AM

Alex

Somebody hasn't been taking his meds.

1/12/2009 3:14:39 AM

TylerNull

The treasonous left's obsession with demonising people who understand the truth of their ilk never ceases to amaze me.

1/12/2009 3:17:05 AM

atrasicarius

As I've said before, if they gave the internet an enema, they'd stick it in at Youtube comments section.

1/12/2009 3:19:29 AM

Equalist


1/12/2009 3:30:00 AM

Osiris

Pagan worship is a signature trait of Atheist devotees.
No. Pagan worship is a signature trait of pagans.

Others worship molecules, like CO2 or CFCs.
Are you insane or a just troll? No one worships molecules.

Their "ozone-hole" mantra was federally enforced, damaging both A/C efficiency & air quality.

You mean this?

Ayatollah Albert Arnold "Celcius" Gore, Jr. prophesizes an armageddon by angry thermometer gods lest we criminalize capitalism -- the engine that powers humanity.
Cool story bro. But atheism, paganism, environmentalism, and Islam, are not in anyway related.

1/12/2009 3:30:12 AM
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