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[Michael responds to a letter writer distraught that his son doubts the existence of God. He gives reasons why this might be.]

"Fifthly, it is often the case that a young teenager who doubts the existence of God has been exposed to science fiction in movies or video games. If that is the case all we can say is that the best salesman won.

Sixthly, if young men have had access to the web, 99% of them will look at pornography. Porno freaks suffer such guilt and lust that they do not want God to exist. It is incontinent for a great sinner to be under moral law."

Michael Pearl, No Greater Joy 56 Comments [1/16/2009 3:41:48 AM]
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Dark_Lord_Prime

"incontinent"?

You mean, his son may need to start wearing adult diapers?

1/16/2009 3:45:19 AM



This post seems to be the product of incontinence.

1/16/2009 3:47:35 AM

dpareja

Incontinent? WTF?

1/16/2009 3:49:01 AM

Riftoff

(from a few paragraphs down)

In short your sons needs to be exposed to a group of people whose religion goes deeper than their shout and whose lives demand an explanation that can only be answered with the existence of a living God. You could procure material by Josh McDowell. Evidence that Demands a Verdict is a good book for your son to read. My book By Divine Design was written to give a defense of the philosophy of Christian belief.

(Dunno if BBcode works on the board)

1/16/2009 3:54:17 AM

Illuminatalie

If that is the case all we can say is that the best salesman won.
Then God is thinking about the benefits of outsourcing his PR right now.

Porno freaks suffer such guilt and lust that they do not want God to exist
Well, you've certainly told me all I need to know about your private trains of thought, haha.

It is incontinent for a great sinner to be under moral law.
He has a wife, you know. Know what she's called?


1/16/2009 3:54:53 AM

Kitourahime

I was wondering what had swallowed up that asshole.

@Illuminatalie:

Incontinentia Buttocks. ^^

1/16/2009 3:57:12 AM

Rusty_Professor

"Sixthly, if young men have had access to the web, 99% of them will look at pornography."
The other 1% are looking at things we wouldn't call pornography, but the 1% would.
However, you Michael, being a grown man and all, must never look at any pornography right? So you wouldn't mind if I asked to see your browser history right?
I'm sensing a little of pot,kettle,black here.

@Riftoff
Hocking his own book and ideology as a cure for disbelief? Do you have no sense of humility or shame Michael?

1/16/2009 4:36:33 AM

Wilhelm

<fap, fap, fap, fap> Wha? What'd he say? <fap, fap, fap, fap>

1/16/2009 4:42:33 AM

seraphicreverie

well, if science fiction and video games are more persuasive than your religion, what does that say about your religion?

1/16/2009 4:43:37 AM

Funnyguts

Great, he's back. More child abuse for everyone!

1/16/2009 4:51:39 AM

myheadhurts

Or, the kid might have a brain. Be proud of him.

1/16/2009 5:42:49 AM

Blue J

I know plenty of Christians who feel tremendously guilty when they look at porn, but they still don't doubt the existence of God. That's just stupid.

@Ritoff

If his son is into into fact-checking and looking up people's source, then "Evidence that Demands a Verdict" will drive his son away from Christianity much faster than otherwise.

1/16/2009 6:04:45 AM

Caboose206

Huh. Disbelief through video games.

Whay not? It makes as much sense as violence of social rejection.

1/16/2009 6:06:05 AM

WMDKitty

Remind me again, what's the big fucking deal about pr0n?

1/16/2009 6:21:26 AM

DevilsChaplain

""Fifthly, it is often the case that a young teenager who doubts the existence of God has been exposed to science fiction in movies or video games."
Isaac Asimov and Shigeru Miyamoto are of the DEVIL!

"Porno freaks suffer such guilt and lust that they do not want God to exist."
I don't suffer from guilt for looking at porn. What's there to be guilty about? And even if I "didn't want God to exist" that wouldn't change whether or not He/She/It actually existed. Atheists just don't see any compelling evidence for a supernatural creator, especially one who intervenes on behalf of ordinary humans by miraculously "curing" our relatives of cancer or helping us find our lost car keys.

1/16/2009 6:24:06 AM

werewolf

Seventhly, the son may be smarter than the father.

1/16/2009 6:24:51 AM

Belquer

But God helps porn. Can you say Catholic School Girls?

1/16/2009 6:27:01 AM

Fanatic-Templar

Wait, isn't 'No Greater Joy' that site that advocates child abuse? I don't remember seeing it here in a while...

1/16/2009 6:53:30 AM

solomongrundy

Why isn't this guy in jail yet?

1/16/2009 6:57:56 AM

Ronni Bom

Sixthly, if young men have had access to the web, 99% of them will look at pornography
And 1% would be lying.
Porno freaks suffer such guilt and lust that they do not want God to exist
I do not suffer guilt. And no I don't want your god to exist, because he doesn't exist now, and according to your bible he is a fucking douchebag.

1/16/2009 8:32:21 AM

The Jamo

"If that is the case all we can say is that the best salesman won."

So you freely admit that belief in your god simply boils down to a good sales pitch rather than the fact that you think he/it is real.

Hey, YOU said it.

1/16/2009 8:40:38 AM

aaa

Welcome to internet, kid.

1/16/2009 8:53:06 AM

Thinking Allowed

Hey Mikey, don't you know...?

*sings*
The internet is for porn!

1/16/2009 9:06:31 AM

Nowonmai

Sixthly, if young men have had access to the web, 99% of them will look at pornography. Porno freaks suffer such guilt and lust that they do not want God to exist. It is incontinent for a great sinner to be under moral law."

You speak from personal experience?

1/16/2009 9:22:14 AM

Ostravan

The bible is the worst fiction of all. Problem is that there are some that base thier whole lives believing it's true and kill those that know it for the fraud it actually is.

1/16/2009 9:36:09 AM
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