Home Archives Random Quotes Latest Comments Top 100 Submit Quote Search Log In

Quote# 56163

Dead bodies and body parts of the wicked will lie strewn on the surface of the ground. In streets, alleyways, fields and buildings. Now notice that God in this verse tells us that no one will mourn or bury these dead ones. Now what does this tell us? It shows us that we will not be traumatized by His mass annihilation of these individuals. No, his divine execution of the wicked will not haunt us for the rest of our lives. Rather, we will react to it today as we do when a vicious serial murderer is executed- how do you feel about him when he gets it? Why, we will feel an inner satisfaction.

Our indignation has been appeased. Yes, a sense of triumph that at last, Jehovah's justice has been served. AIDS has been stopped, the gays are gone, the homosexuals, the lesbians, the murderers, the drug lords--all gone. Are you going to feel sorry for these people? No. And those that don't mind them living around, you going to feel sorry for individuals? No. Now how will Jehovah dispose of these bodies of those slain by him.

Ezekiel 39 and Revelation 19--you can look this up at home, we haven't got the time-- tells us that he will beckon his wild beasts and birds to come and devour their fleshy parts. However, the vast numbers of cadavers will be much more than they can consume.

Therefore, Jehovah will doubtless use a highly scientific means at his disposal, perhaps antimatter, to disintegrate the putrefying organisms. Now, especially in cities where we live, there is going to be a high concentration of dead ones. We're going to have to need them, because the animals in the Bronx zoo if they got out still couldn't eat all the bodies in the Bronx. Jehovah God can direct the cataclysmic forces at Armageddon to rejoin- now notice my word, I'm not saying join- to rejoin all the land masses as they once were before the flood. And scientists tell us that is the study of Pangea, which is at one time the earth was one complete connected land mass...

Connecting the Americas to Asia through the Aleutian chain, linking Europe through Britain to Canada, Australia to Asia via the Indonesian archipelago, and raising land corridors to island groups in the Pacific and the Caribbean. Now why we cannot be dogmatic about all this, one thing is certain, friends. The topography of our earth will be changed, as it did under the heavy flood waters of Noah's day. Remember, it was all connected and then it was all broken up. In fact friends, did you know that Jehovah used the deluges water to form the continents as we know them today?

We can also be sure friends, I love this part, that Jehovah will issue new names for all our days and months.

Ciro Aulicino, Jehovah's Witnesses 74 Comments [1/16/2009 8:54:07 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
WTF?! || meh
Username:
Comment:



1 2 3
Riin-thrall

...Fucking hell.

This is utterly, definitively and indisputably fundie. Hell of a way to start the morning off.

1/16/2009 8:59:48 AM

Indelible Sorrow

Mmm... I can feel that Christian love all over me!

1/16/2009 9:00:56 AM

HoJuSimpson

Ummm is this site RaptureReady's baby? Now with more word in the salad, and less "...." and less smileys.

AIDS has been stopped, the gays are gone, the homosexuals, the lesbians, the murderers, the drug lords--all gone. Are you going to feel sorry for these people? No.

I'm not sure how a homosexual is in any way comparable to a murderer or a drug lord. Furthermore, gay/lesbian = homosexual, why are you describing the same shit 3 times in a row?

1/16/2009 9:01:51 AM

LC

God has an antimatter ray now?

1/16/2009 9:05:29 AM

Xotan

Next time any Witnesses call to my door they will be reported to the gendarmerie as public nuisances. That sort of thing is taken very seriously here. I refuse to be threatened in a vague and indirect way.

It may work with some of a weaker mindset. Not with me.]

Thank you for the ammunition to nail the feet of your kind to the floor.

And don't bother me again, assholes.

1/16/2009 9:09:59 AM

Nowonmai

And what does a God, even your God, need with science?

1/16/2009 9:17:02 AM

Darn

We can also be sure friends, I love this part, that Jehovah will issue new names for all our days and months.

Hmm, one wonders why he didn't get around to that earlier...
Well, either he is not all powerfull, lacks the imagination, is just plain lazy or ... is a figment of your imagination.
I'll go with the latter option.

Oh, by the way, don't call me friend, dude, I don't like people who would have gladly let me die in birth calling me 'friend'.

1/16/2009 9:24:16 AM

Ostravan

In my home town, Kingdom Hall was levelled by a bulldozer.
Shame was, it was empty at the time.

1/16/2009 9:29:35 AM

Zyzle

@Ostravan

Same thing happened in mine :D

Unfortunately we still have 4 churches and a chapel :( This btw is in a town with a population of less than 25K

1/16/2009 9:36:34 AM

aaa

Batshit insanity.

1/16/2009 9:42:22 AM

E. A. Poe

Quoth the Raven, "And when the jigging Christian doth spin and wheel his merry way through the streets of freshly dead, singing all the way his happy melody. Down shall fly her own raggedy way, that avaricious daw, Irene Turner-Cartwright, and begin her luscious feast. The delirious fundie man says, 'Caw, they look a treat'. 'They did look at many a treat when they were seeing orbs ensconced in smiling faces', rawked the crazed Irene. 'Enjoy them while you may before the anti-matter ray doth blow us all away and there is but a void between Venus and Mars' With that said, Irene Turner-Cartwright did turn her head once more to the pickings."

1/16/2009 9:47:52 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Jehovah will issue new names for all our days and months.

It will be summer all the time, and every day will be Sunday, praise the lard.

1/16/2009 9:56:56 AM



I have no idea what you're talking about, but it comes across as "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!"

Why don't you fucking kill yourself before you can spread this hate around to your kids.

1/16/2009 9:59:56 AM

Psittacosis

This was all supposed to happen in 1914, yes? 'Millions now living will never die!'. Many of those millions left alive, are they?

1/16/2009 10:05:12 AM

Empress

Well, that's a pleasant fantasy you've got going there. And we atheists are supposed to be the evil ones... >:(

1/16/2009 10:13:11 AM

Dan Onymous

I'm guessing you're about as correct in this as you lot were with your other predictions of the end of the world.

1/16/2009 10:34:26 AM

pete

Reverse Rapture? Even the RR nuts make more sense than this crap.

1/16/2009 10:46:37 AM

Cirno

Wharrgarbl.

1/16/2009 10:56:03 AM

anevilmeme

Revelation porn!

1/16/2009 11:08:38 AM

Zabimaru

I'm thinking of printing this out and handing out to the people who come by and wake me to give me copies of the Watchtower, to see what they have to say about this... Might be entertaining.

1/16/2009 11:08:59 AM

redfergus

Yeah, well your new name is TWAT, friend.


1/16/2009 11:20:37 AM

Lord Habbadasher

This is both mind blowingly weird and insanely evil at the same time.

1/16/2009 11:37:36 AM

Prager

Ghouls, ghouls everywhere and not a single conscience in sight!

1/16/2009 11:57:07 AM

Joules

Hm. Needs a considerable amount of work, but it could make an interesting premise for a sci-fi short story.


1/16/2009 12:00:17 PM

Doctor Fishcake

It's funny really. They seem so nice when they come to your door first thing on a Saturday morning and fuck up your plans for a long lie-in, but then this is what's going through their heads?

1/16/2009 12:00:45 PM
1 2 3