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The entire message taught by A Christmas Carol is that kind, caring and generous people will have a peaceful existence in eternity; but greedy, uncaring and selfish people will bear heavy burdens of chains and sorrow forever. That is all a big lie of the Devil. The Bible warns in 2nd Thessalonians 1:8,9... "In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ: Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power." According to God's Word, people who die in their sins, having refused to obey the Gospel of Jesus Christ, will suffer the vengeance of a holy God in the fires of Hell forever. Charles Dickens failed to mention that.

You can be as sweet, caring, generous, and wonderful as possible and still go straight to burn in Hell in your arrogant self-righteousness. You'd better fall on your knees before God in repentance, admitting that you're a GUILTY sinner for violating God's holy Law. You'd better trust upon the Lord Jesus Christ, Who paid for your sins with His literal precious blood, to forgive your sins and save your vile soul. Salvation is the gift of God, based solely upon God's unconditional love, mercy and grace. Ebenezer Scrooge, if he was a real person, is burning in the fires of Hell this moment. You don't get your sins forgiven by honoring the spirits of Christmas, or by becoming a caring and generous person. That's a guaranteed road to Hell

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 64 Comments [1/7/2009 4:23:15 PM]
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#843998
Zimmer

You don't get your sins forgiven by honoring the spirits of Christmas, or by becoming a caring and generous person. That's a guaranteed road to Hell.

At least David J. practices what he preaches.

1/8/2009 6:24:32 AM
#844031
fundiesRtehlulz

You can be as sweet, caring, generous, and wonderful as possible and still go straight to burn in Hell in your arrogant self-righteousness.

And that's why your god and his religion is pure bullshit. He rewards blind faith and ass kissing, and punishes anything less. And if the arrogant and self-righteous are going to hell, your god should be first in line. Because there is no entity more arrogant and self-righteous than your god.

1/8/2009 7:00:25 AM
#844078
John_in_Oz

John Chapter 5.
28"Do not be amazed at this, for a time is coming when all who are in their graves will hear [Jesus's] voice 29and come out—those who have done good will rise to live, and those who have done evil will rise to be condemned.

So- faith isn't going to do it for you boy. Out of Jesus's mouth, you who evil-doers are the ones off to hell.

1/8/2009 8:16:59 AM
#844150
The Jamo

Yeah, yeah, yeah. EVERYTHING you don't like is a pathway to hell. Go fuck yourself.

1/8/2009 11:33:48 AM
#844644
Berny

Yeah, we get it. Good, kind, generous people go to hell if they don't properly kiss Yahweh's ass.
That's because he's a dick.

1/8/2009 7:28:12 PM
#847265
Rambler

What an ass.

1/11/2009 5:20:27 PM
#847273
anon

'You don't get your sins forgiven by honoring the spirits of Christmas, or by becoming a caring and generous person. That's a guaranteed road to Hell'

If being a bigoted, hateful fundy like David is supposed to get us to heaven, then asshole David can keep it. I'd rather be with everyone else so I don't have to listen to David's bullshit.

1/11/2009 5:27:34 PM
#907378
J.T.

>> The entire message taught by A Christmas Carol is that kind, caring and generous people will have a peaceful existence in eternity; but greedy, uncaring and selfish people will bear heavy burdens of chains and sorrow forever. That is all a big lie of the Devil. <<
So, your god throws good people into hell for not bowing down and kissing his ass, and gives eternal bliss to murderers, rapists, and other awful wastes of skin just because they thought he existed.

If your god exists, he's not worthy of any sort of respect, let alone worship.

>> You'd better fall on your knees before God in repentance, admitting that you're a GUILTY sinner for violating God's holy Law. <<
In the words of Tycho from Penny Arcade:
"If there is a God, and I ever meet him, I'm just going to kick him in the balls over and over."

>> Salvation is the gift of God, based solely upon God's unconditional love, mercy and grace. <<
Yup, God loves you unconditionally... unless you don't give him a verbal blowjob every opportunity you get. Then he'll just let you burn.

2/19/2009 11:36:43 PM
#907431
Darkevilme

Yes David we know you're terrified of the fact that you might need to be a decent human being to get into heaven.
Cause that would mean you wouldn't make the cut wouldn't it?

Only fear could make a man this loud.

2/20/2009 1:00:20 AM
#1442051
Feral Dog

Everything else has already been said, but: The spirits of Christmas are, given the times the story was written, god or his angels. So...

9/2/2012 12:40:43 AM
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Dr.Shrinker

I am quite surprised that Davey-boy has read or watched A Christmas Carol. It doesn't even have a slumber party scene.

But then, he clearly hasn't read the gospels either.

9/10/2012 7:48:42 AM
#1445580
Filin De Blanc

Ah yes, "we are not saved by works", the theology of the lazy and self-absorbed.

9/10/2012 8:04:31 AM
#1445749
whatever

The entire second paragraph is the sort of evangelical terrorism that dragged me screaming into the world of Christianity in 1983. It is not funny. David J. Stewart is literally a terrorist. An emotional rapist and a mental kidnapper. I seriously long for the days when men of this ilk are gone, stamped out like the destructive fire in our midst that they really are. And it is obvious to me that David is going to Fundy-Heaven... because he is far from sweet, caring, generous, or wonderful.

9/10/2012 1:55:41 PM
#1445843
Sasha

The more they talk about the Devil, the more I want to meet him.

9/10/2012 6:36:38 PM
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