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I hate damnable heresies, but I love people. I hate the Jehovah Witnesses' religion with all my heart, but I love lost sinners who are in need of Christ. I hate gambling! I hate abortion! I hate cigarette smoking that put my mother in a wheelchair at age 53 for the rest of her life! I hate the lies of government! I hate the evil Federal Reserve system! I hate the injustice of Enron! I hate the injustice of the Supreme Court! I hate Hollywood! I hate homosexuality! I hate child abuse! I hate divorce! I hate the demonic public school system! I hate the Social Security scam! I hate the stealing of tax-payer's money by the government! I hate the killing of innocent people in Iraq! I hate the New World Order! I hate Skull and Bones, Bohemian Grove and every other Satanic organization on the planet! I hate Wicca and Freemasonry! I hate witchcraft! I hate Harry Potter! I hate horoscopes, astrology, tarot cards, Ouija boards, séances, psychics, palm reading, crystal balls, necromancy, worshipping the dead and the Virgin Mary of the Catholic false Religion. I hate Islam! I hate Buddhism! I hate Scientology! I hate Mormonism! I hate Atheism! I hate rock and roll! I hate soap operas! I hate the devils' music! I hate pornography! I hate sex tourism! I hate the United nations! I hate population control, sterilization and forced abortions. I hate the rigged, corrupt and godless pharmaceutical industry! I hate recited prayers that aren't from the heart! I hate indifference! I hate apathy! I hate the heresy of baptismal regeneration! I hate communism! I hate feminism! I hate sex-changes! I hate false Bibles! I hate the New International Version of the Bible! I hate to watch millions of people starve to death while Americans spend $280,000,000,000 to destroy a sovereign nation in an illegal war against Iraq! I hate the hypocrisy of America! I hate the selfishness of American corporations and the betrayal of our elected officials by allowing America's manufacturing jobs to flee by the tens-of-millions to third-world countries to exploit the poor! Yes, I hate all these things and a whole lot more. By the way, God hates all these things too. I know so because God hates evil and all of the above things I mentioned are EVIL!

David J. Stewart, Jesus-is-Savior 187 Comments [1/8/2009 3:28:45 PM]
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David B.

And yet you say it's the atheists who are full of hate.


1/8/2009 3:32:55 PM

afacelessatheist

How remarkable that God tends to hate whatever it is that you personally dislike and approve of the thing you do. Did you realize by the standards of your own religion you are basically claiming to know the mind of God which the Bible states is impossible? Your just an arrogant, hate filled bigot who seeps bile from every pore. I pity you.

1/8/2009 3:37:19 PM

Mister Spak

I hate people who hate everything.

1/8/2009 3:37:36 PM

aaa

Isn't wrath a mortal sin?

1/8/2009 3:40:06 PM

Ayersy

Whoa, Dave! That's alotta hate right there!

Clearly you are a very loving christian.

1/8/2009 3:42:48 PM

Morrigan

Feel the love!

1/8/2009 3:46:01 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Ah, more proof that Christianity is a religion of love. Not.

1/8/2009 3:46:30 PM



Boohoohoo, baby want a bottle?

1/8/2009 3:50:07 PM

Lucretius

While hate may be slightly too strong a word I do agree with him on a few of these

I hate child abuse!

I hate the killing of innocent people in Iraq!

I hate soap operas!

I hate sex tourism!

I hate indifference! I hate apathy!



1/8/2009 3:51:03 PM

The Lazy One

I hate being sick! I hate cauliflower! I hate homework! I hate mice and rats! I hate the cold! I hate ketchup! I hate pollen! I hate those annoying cell phone ringtones that sound like dogs barking! I hate stupid people!

I could do this all day... but I won't since I'm better than that.

However, I do agree with him on the fact that he hates child abuse and sex tourism.

1/8/2009 4:01:13 PM

practical_god

Yeah, um, all that hate, not doing a thing to help.

1/8/2009 4:01:40 PM

Dark_Lord_Prime

Why don't you do all of us a big favor, Dave, and just list what you don't hate?

It'll take you a lot less time and save all those wasted ones and zeroes.

1/8/2009 4:03:56 PM

LabRat

For G*d's sake, use line breaks. *Please*.

1/8/2009 4:05:58 PM

The Historian

God hates the Federal Reserve?

1/8/2009 4:08:43 PM

K T

Normally I say he needs to get laid, this boy needs a threesome.

1/8/2009 4:09:31 PM

Ronni Bom

but I love people
No you don't.
I hate the Jehovah Witnesses' religion
They have the same god as you.
I hate gambling
Yet you put all your money in one religion, and hoping that is where the roulette ends?
I hate cigarette smoking that put my mother in a wheelchair
At least a good reason to hate. Really.
I hate the lies of government
Like, there is WMD in Iraq?
I hate Hollywood
So do I. Exaggerated explosions all the time.
I hate the demonic public school system
Oh noes, demz childrenz canz lern
I hate rock and roll
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3T_xeoGES8
I hate the United nations!
Why?
I hate the rigged, corrupt and godless pharmaceutical industry!
You hate medicine?
I hate false Bibles!
So you have the original hebrew?
By the way, God hates all these things too
So you speak for god? What kind of arrogant fucking fuck are you?

1/8/2009 4:15:39 PM

toothache

It's a good job (for the good people at FSTDT) you don't have the intrnet, though.

1/8/2009 4:16:11 PM

Ozzie

Wow!

Amazingly, I agree with him on child abuse, Iraq war, and sending jobs overseas and recited prayers that aren't from the heart. I remember as a kid going to the Catholic church and we would have to recite all these prayers that we had to memeorize and I thought then that this is meaningless. If you have something to say to whatever you believe in, say it from the heart.

Most of the rest of it is just life on a planet with a lot of different people with different views.

1/8/2009 4:17:07 PM

HoJuSimpson

Fundie of the Year, hands down. Although, I do hope he is a poe, just for his own mental sake and those around him.

I hate to watch millions of people starve to death while Americans spend $280,000,000,000 to destroy a sovereign nation in an illegal war against Iraq!

I agree with this and a few others, it's sad. Which brings me to my next point..


1/8/2009 4:19:12 PM

Zyzle

Seriously; Is this guy on crack?

1/8/2009 4:19:15 PM

FartyPoo

I agree an many points:

I hate the Jehovah Witnesses' religion with all my heart. I hate the lies of government! I hate the evil Federal Reserve system! I hate the injustice of Enron! I hate the injustice of the Supreme Court! I hate Hollywood! I hate child abuse! I hate the stealing of tax-payer's money by the government! I hate the killing of innocent people in Iraq! I hate Wicca and Freemasonry! I hate witchcraft! I hate Harry Potter! I hate horoscopes, astrology, tarot cards, Ouija boards, séances, psychics, palm reading, crystal balls, necromancy, worshipping the dead and the Virgin Mary of the Catholic Religion. I hate Islam! I hate Buddhism! I hate Scientology! I hate Mormonism! I hate soap operas! I hate the rigged and corrupt pharmaceutical industry! I hate to watch millions of people starve to death while Americans spend $280,000,000,000 to destroy a sovereign nation in an illegal war against Iraq! I hate the hypocrisy of America! I hate the selfishness of American corporations and the betrayal of our elected officials by allowing America's manufacturing jobs to flee by the tens-of-millions to third-world countries to exploit the poor!



+ I hate all religions/cults.

1/8/2009 4:21:08 PM

Moondog

"I hate the evil Federal Reserve system!...I hate the New World Order! I hate Skull and Bones, Bohemian Grove and every other Satanic organization on the planet!...I hate the United nations! I hate population control, sterilization and forced abortions."
CTSTDT? What is it about the Federal Reserve, or any other fiat currency, that gets fundies' knickers in a twist the way that it does? Why do they have wet dreams about the gold standard? BTW, there is no New World Order, unless it's the club that includes Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy. No one is forcing abortions on anybosy, so you can relax. Oh, no you can't relax. It's what makes you, you.

1/8/2009 4:34:10 PM

JohnTheAtheist

I hate David J. Stewart.

1/8/2009 4:34:27 PM

Lucilius

"I hate everything I don't understand, which is pretty much everything! I know God hates these things too, because I'm kooky enough to think I'm God!"

1/8/2009 4:38:55 PM

Doctor Whom

I hate immense paragraphs that could use a few line breaks. By the way, so does the IPU. I know so because She hates all of the same things that I do.

1/8/2009 4:41:26 PM
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