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[Does God listen when catholics pray?]

The reason I ask this is that a co-worker's father has just recently been diagnosed with cancer (they are very catholic). The doctor's didn't know how bad it was until further testing could be done. Just today this co-worker said that the doctors say that the prognosis looks good. When she was telling us she said "thank you everyone for all of your prayers". She was telling this to me and two other girls. The two other girls are Catholic, I am the only saved Christian.

So I feel like the only prayer that counted was mine and that God doesn't even listen to their prayers. Could that be so or am I sounding a bit arrogant to even think that?

Pucci, Rapture Ready 103 Comments [1/8/2009 6:47:52 PM]
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#845530

firebrand

Don't worry bitch, your prayer didn't count either.

1/9/2009 12:21:30 PM

#845634

Aethernaut

Wow. Aren't you an arrogant prick. More likely than not, if Bible god exists he's listening to the Catholics and not you being as their denomination is far older than any of the wacko cults that have spun off of it since Luther's little tirade. You're the heretic in this instance Pucci.

1/9/2009 2:58:50 PM

#845707

redfergus

How dare you pray for an unsaved Catholic, the spawn of Satan? Why would God listen to your prayers for such a lost soul?

It's more likely that this unfortunate man just got better.

As for you, Pucci, you have no hope of redemption, because you amount to everything that Jesus, assuming he ever existed, would have despised. That you cannot see this amounts to a form of insanity that is way, way beyond arrogance.

I diagnose a very severe form of narcissistic personality disorder. I doubt that there is an asylum in the world strong enough to hold your craziness in check. But please seek help just in case.

fergus

1/9/2009 4:33:16 PM

#845786

SpankyZeHam

"The two other girls are Catholic, I am the only saved Christian"
Oh the utter fail & ignorance...

1/9/2009 5:46:16 PM

#845787

Skyknight

Pucci?

As in Enrico, maybe?

1/9/2009 5:50:49 PM

#845851

Ah, so prayer's what did it, and not being lucky enough to catch it in time thanks to medicine?

Die in a fire, bitch.

1/9/2009 7:11:19 PM

#846004

Duraji

Just a little arrogant? More like one of the most arrogant arguments anyone can make! Just more proof that Christians are far more selfish than the average atheist?

1/9/2009 9:46:20 PM

#846007

Gadfly

Whenever I see anything like this, I feel like spamming RR with links to "Deus Caritas Est".

1/9/2009 9:47:48 PM

#846149

Wandering Scribe

Hmmm... maybe God listened to all the prayers.
Maybe God only listened to your prayer.
Maybe God only listened to the other twos' prayers.

Or, maybe the Doctors just did their job.
And caught it early enough.

1/10/2009 3:05:10 AM

#846348

Rudq

Why yes! You are an arrogant christian bitch!

1/10/2009 4:14:31 PM

#846367

Morrigan

You selfish Bitch

1/10/2009 4:41:05 PM

#847171

John_in_Oz

Your juju is the mightiest, it was indeed your spells that changed the type of cancer the child had.
If only you were even more saved, your prayers would have cured her without any need for medical treatment.

1/11/2009 3:46:14 PM

#962619

ericm6

Am I a bit arrogant for thinking an omnipotent, omniscient being listens to me, but not my 3 co-workers?

5/28/2009 6:52:35 PM

#963024

HappyCheeze

"Could that be so or am I sounding a bit arrogant to even think that?"

Not at all. The Catholics only started your religion and picked which books of the bible were canon and which weren't.

5/29/2009 11:18:40 PM

#1001419

LOL

Yeah forget the Doctors and his family and the possibility of it being a good prognosis - it was all you.

8/5/2009 4:33:13 PM

#1001439

Nowonmai

Not only is that arrogant, but it reeks of one of your deadly sins: Pride!

Burn in hell, you hypocritical fundie! Muhahahahaha!

8/5/2009 5:16:59 PM

#1106432

Kilted_Kaboodle

Not just a bit, a whole fucking truckload you fuckstick

1/29/2010 10:34:01 PM

#1106440

GigaGuess

Could that be so or am I sounding a bit arrogant to even think that?

A BIT?!

1/29/2010 10:47:46 PM

#1106486

ChrisInManc

Arrogance aside, on the whole I find this to be a very reasonable question; I much suspect the subsequent posts in the thread would be far more LULZ worthy...

1/30/2010 3:17:32 AM

#1158583

Jakraziel

We need an image of God facefalming.

5/18/2010 4:38:01 AM

#1158584

MDB

I think the best responses from the RR crowd are the ones that point out, essentially, "uuumm.... if God doesn't hear the prayers of the unsaved, then no one could ever be saved."

5/18/2010 5:06:39 AM

#1287715

Quantum Mechanic

Arrogant? More like stupid.
DIAF

5/10/2011 1:48:35 PM

#1287723

The Duelist

Funny how Christians have no problems with pride and arrogance, before turning around and accusing atheists of possessing the same traits.

Dick-weed.

5/10/2011 2:20:05 PM

#1287733

Liberal Christian

Yes, saying that makes you sound extremely arrogant.

5/10/2011 2:33:41 PM

#1287870

Justanotheratheist

A bit arrogant? That's like saying World War 2 was a minor neighbourhood disagreement.

5/11/2011 3:06:46 AM

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