Fundie of the Year Nominations up for review
You are terribly ignorant if you think the Bible teaches Christians and Jews to be violent against innocent people
[1/16/2009 1:43:29 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Bender Bending Rodriguez
After reading his posts for a while, I would vote scapegoat "Most Likely to be the First Christian Suicide Bomber".
1/16/2009 1:44:48 AM
Yeah, I wonder where people would get that impression.
1/16/2009 1:47:10 AM
Key word here being "innocent."
The only life forms who fit the fundie definition of "innocent" are fetuses.
1/16/2009 1:47:14 AM
You're terribly idiotic if you think the Qu'ran tells Muslims to be violent against people.
1/16/2009 1:48:09 AM
Some copypasta from Evil Bible and the .. evil bible in general:
2 Kings 2:23 From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. "Go on up, you baldhead!" they said. "Go on up, you baldhead!" 24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.
I will release wild animals that will kill your children and destroy your cattle, so your numbers will dwindle and your roads will be deserted. (Leviticus 26:21-22 NLT)
If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them shall be put to death for their abominable deed; they have forfeited their lives. (Leviticus 20:13 NAB)
And at midnight the LORD killed all the firstborn sons in the land of Egypt, from the firstborn son of Pharaoh, who sat on the throne, to the firstborn son of the captive in the dungeon. Even the firstborn of their livestock were killed. Pharaoh and his officials and all the people of Egypt woke up during the night, and loud wailing was heard throughout the land of Egypt. There was not a single house where someone had not died. (Exodus 12:29-30 NLT)
They entered into a covenant to seek the Lord, the God of their fathers, with all their heart and soul; and everyone who would not seek the Lord, the God of Israel, was to be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman. (2 Chronicles 15:12-13 NAB)
And Deuteronomy 22:23 If a man happens to meet in a town a virgin pledged to be married and he sleeps with her, 24 you shall take both of them to the gate of that town and stone them to death—the girl because she was in a town and did not scream for help, and the man because he violated another man's wife. You must purge the evil from among you.
Oh, yeah, and Jesus - who came to save - cursing and killing a fucking TREE. And let's not forget that if you want to make Jesus look like a brave hero, he stood up and killed himself/murdered himself to save you, but if you want to make others look evil, he was betrayed and brutally murdered. *eye roll*
1/16/2009 1:54:01 AM
need I say any more than
1/16/2009 1:54:44 AM
But... but... but...
1/16/2009 2:09:25 AM
Nothing wrong with this statement. They just don't believe anyone is innocent.
1/16/2009 2:15:30 AM
And you're a liar for saying it doesn't.
1/16/2009 2:28:21 AM
And yet you people are.
1/16/2009 3:02:42 AM
Because everyone who's killed deserves it. Got it.
1/16/2009 3:18:02 AM
-Salem Witch Trials
-Women HAVE to marry their rapists (with no divorce)
-Women MUST have their hand cut off if they grab a man by the gentiles by self defense or defending others.
-Child Molestations (When Jesus said "Come unto me," he didn't mean...oh never mind)
I can go on.
1/16/2009 4:14:54 AM
Just another bit of evidence for the theory that fundies neither read, nor understand, their moldy book.
1/16/2009 4:23:28 AM
Against those people who are innocent of being either a Jew or a Christian, suuure it does! Against one another even! You betcha.
1/16/2009 4:54:17 AM
Well, some parts of the Bible tell Christians to be nice to others, but they can just stand on the sidelines and cheer God on as He slaughters millions.
1/16/2009 5:51:52 AM
In addition to szenas comment:
The only life forms who fit the fundie definition of "innocent" are fetuses ...
that are in the womb of christian or jewish mothers.
1/16/2009 6:01:58 AM
Depends on whom your dictator....er, God deems to be "innocent", now doesn't it?
1/16/2009 6:13:39 AM
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt. That's a negatory.
1/16/2009 6:20:36 AM
sweet n sour jesus
Oh lawdy, do I sees a mirror in that comment?
1/16/2009 6:23:35 AM
You really haven't read that fantasy book you keep waving around, have you?
1/16/2009 6:37:21 AM
scapegoat is one of the most revolting, ignorant and racist pieces of shit on the Rapture Retard web site. Is this a shock really?
1/16/2009 8:21:41 AM
Well, you fundies don't think there is such a thing as innocent people, so I could see where you'd think the notion of children being innocent is "ignorant".
1/16/2009 8:25:00 AM
I would take your word for that, but it seems that many of you are using their own religion as an excuse to be a dick.
1/16/2009 8:39:11 AM
Numbers 31, idiot. Read it. Genocide, ethnic cleansing, infanticide, rape, child molestation, and human sacrifice by order of your ever so loving and merciful god.
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