<<First show us evidence that shows angels actually exist.>>
Why? What does that matter? They can look like us, walk like us, eat like us, and even marry us and have offspring.
Now --- put some of your [plural] imaginations you guys put towards finding teeth (and thus missing links) together --- and tell me where these angels would have descended from, according to atheistic philosophy.
Us? Magilla Gorilla? What?
I'm sure you guys at least have some theory hanging on a clipboard somewhere.
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"Why? What does that matter?"
It matters because that's how us rational people deal with extraordinary claims like "angels really exist".
First, we come up with evidence, then we figure out what conclusion(s) can be drawn from it.
You fundies have always had it ass-backwards, coming up with the conclusion(s) first, then figuring out what can be pulled from your collective ass to support it.
Then again, the piss-poor track record you've had thus far has led me to expect no better from you, AV1611VET. *rates this a 5, then moves along*
They wouldn't have descended from anything, BECAUSE THEY DON'T EXIST.
You're being this thick intentionally, aren't you?
They can look like us, walk like us, eat like us, and even marry us and have offspring.
So ... how do you tell they are angels?
I can't believe AVVET said this:
and even marry us and have offspring
because jesus said that they COULD'T do these things. So who's right? AVVET, or the bible? I personally think they are both shit-eaters, but that's just my opinion.
So, since angels don't exist, there's no point trying to find out where they fit in with evolution. Strawman burns good.
<i>tell me where these angels would have descended from, according to atheistic philosophy</i>
Fertile fundie imaginations?
Ein gott, so much stupidity is so few words.
Why? What does that matter? They can look like us, walk like us, eat like us, and even marry us and have offspring.
You can use this same argument about time traveling cyborg terminators.
Now --- put some of your [plural] imaginations you guys put towards finding teeth (and thus missing links) together --- and tell me where these angels would have descended from, according to atheistic philosophy.
No, you're the one asserting that angels exist, it's up to you to provide evidence for that assertion. Only after you provide us with this evidence can we attempt to find out how or from where angels descended.
So until you can come up with tangible, testable, and falsifiable evidence for the existence of angels, kindly piss off.
They can look like us, walk like us, eat like us, and even marry us and have offspring.
You bet we do!
God is really mad at you now and Jesus has taken off his belt is making it ready to whip your ass with, can't wait!
@drumboimage
"Why? What does that matter? They can look like us, walk like us, eat like us, and even marry us and have offspring."
Just like demons, which is how AV1611VET was born.
My theory about angels is this which is mine and is, in fact a theory about angels which is mine
They're bullshit
Thank you for listening to my theory which is mine
What, me worry?did exist, why are you so sure they would have to look like us? It's a big universe, and we're an infinitesimally small part of it. Why couldn't they look like they came from a planet circling round Betelgeuse?
You still haven't proven their existence, you just brushed the question off and asked your own. A question that, in order to answer, requires you to prove their existence before we could even get down to trying to figure out their naturalistic origins. You fail.
Well, I think my granddaughter is an angel, but that's me.
Rusty, that's a counterfeit presidential portrait. I can tell. It doesn't have the flag in the background.
"Why? What does that matter? They can look like us, walk like us, eat like us, and even marry us and have offspring. "
AV1611VET is clearly consolidating his power as the Supreme Emperor of Batshitcrazyasfuckistan. Look out, David J. Stewart!
Like many of your ideas, angels descended from the hole at the distal end of your alimentary canal, AV1611VET. However, it is beyond my powers to explain your raging tumescence for the KJV.
Angels do not exist. Yet.
Since I've seen the movie "Constantine", I seriously consider to give wings to a few people, for example to Tilda Swinton (yumm). I know, sounds weird, can they fly etc. - time will tell.
I don't know yet what the infrastructure of reality (combined with the presence of the holy one which is still in the process of arrival) can and can not do. That is because I made the universe out of my own consciousness and am still in the process of "being born" out of it. Think of cell division on God-scale. More logic. More features. It's a big surprise even for myself. We will meet each other face to face somewhen in the next months, I hope.
Keep inspiring me, people. If it's good and I can make it happen, the world will become more colorful!
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