(in reference to a story about a UFO in the UK)
Hmmm. This all could be the way that they explain the rapture when it happens. "Aliens took them". And you know in the days of Noah there was fallen Angels among us and interacting with us. "Genesis 6". As many have said in the past, it may be very possible that they come to interact with "Lying Wonders". and add in part to "The Lie". The last days will be as in the days of Noah. We never know. But very possible.
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Personally I wish to give mor0n1c some credits for an interesting alternative explanatory narrative of a very possible future event.
How much possible? In fact, I personally give the present and future likelihood of Rapture to be exactly the same as Alien Abduction (and, come to think of it, also as Black Unicorns Leisurely and Lewdly Spear-Hunting Identical Twins).
Well done, mor0n1c!
There are so many qualifiers in this post.
'This all could be...'
Is it possible that ar550nlc [is that a mistyping of arsehole?] doesn't know what the fuck he's going on about?
Yes, it is.
fergus
What was probably seen was Project Aurora, the US's prototype stealth hypersonic reconnaisance craft. Whilst it's known there's two or three based at Groom Lake ('Area 51')- one being a rumoured test-bed for reverse-engineered alien technologies (although I doubt the veracity of that; you know what wackos some UFOlogists are!), it's a fact there's one based at RAF Macrihanish in Scotland, for test flights at night over Europe. It's been rumoured that Aurora's already seen action over Afghanistan etc.
So, sorry to burst your bubble. But I'm afraid facts win over bullshit.
6 billion people on this shit-hole.
100,000 disappearing would just be a statistical blip. Probably wouldn't even be noticed until a few years later, when statistics for that year are compiled.
And you know in the days of Noah there was fallen Angels among us and interacting with us.
We never know.
Sounds about right.
Here's what I wonder about these people: When they hear a statistic on how many people disappear every year, don't they think that it maybe happened years ago?
Fits with the RRs that constantly say bad things and the level of evil have NEVER been worse than now and were only nearly as bad a last year or the year before going all the way back to the perfect America of 1955. We're so obviously in the end-times of awfulness revealing itself daily. Milas Silas sluts it up is so much worse then the Great Depression after all.
Remember Fundies, God likes a slow burn sometimes, y'know like getting back at John Lennon, Hitchens or Doug Adams for their transgressions years before.
The Judgement is in, using your own doctrine, you've been left behind already.
UFO in the UK
Fact: One of the US's Project Aurora planes used to be based at RAF Macrihanish in Scotland. They have at least one as a flying test-bed at Groom Lake in Nevada, a.k.a. Area 51.
Whilst radiation from the few microcuries of Americium in domestic smoke detectors can be stopped by paper, not even thin sheets of Aluminium - certainly cranially situated - can stop most forms of radiation.
Argument Annihilation: it's not just for religious fundies but also for Tinfoil (Ass)Hatters who think they have the right to have ideas above their station. >:D
...oh, and the Bilderberg Group? They're a Bix Beiderbecke tribute band. Nothing more. [/Doug Piranha-levels of sarcasm]
"And you know in the days of Noah there was fallen Angels among us"
Ah, so Noah = Gendo Ikari, and the 'Ark' was actually a floating base for the 'EVA's sent out to 'interact' with said 'Angels', hmmmmm...?! [/hyper-sarcasm]
PROTIP: "Neon Genesis Evangelion" is not a documentary, even if the logo of 'NERV' had the slogan 'God's In His Heaven, All's Right With The World'. [/Facepalm]
"And you know in the days of Noah there was..."
No, we don't KNOW, you CLAIM your ancient book that's been copied, edited, translated, and mistranslated for thousands of years says that. Now PROVE it.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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