Also, we have the added blessing that Jesus described. "Blessed are you when they revile and persecute you, and say all kinds of evil against you falsely for My sake." We have gotten our fair share of that blessing lately!
Undoubtedly, 2009 will bring with it more Christian bashing, but CADC is poised to bring an even more effective response. It is your prayers and financial support that God uses to keep us in the fight.
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Laughing at your nonsensical take on both science and theology is neither reviling or persecuting you, falsely or otherwise,it is simply what humans do when faced with ignorance such as yours.
Hope that helps Gary mate.
I like how you slipped in a bit of begging for more cash too
Take away the prayers and see how effective the finantial support is. Then take away the finantial support and see how effective the prayers are.
Are you starting to understand what science is?
Good. Now move to Saudi Arabia and learn what christian bashing is.
... and financial support that God uses to keep us in the fight.
What?
Your feeble little gawd who you claim created the universe, can't even make his own dollar bills? Ohhhh shite! I'll stick with Odin and Tor, thank you!
"It is your prayers and financial support that God uses to keep us in the fight"
With an emphasis on the latter.
Here's to a new year of Christian Bashing!
We have gotten our fair share of that blessing lately!
I guess in redneck Appalachia and the Bible Belt, "we" would be Roman Catholics, Unitarians, Adventists, etc.
Also, we have the added blessing that Jesus described. "Blessed are you when they revile and persecute you, and say all kinds of evil against you falsely for My sake." We have gotten our fair share of that blessing lately!
Standard brainwashing tactic of implanting a self-reinforcing meme that makes criticism act like support. Practically all cults employ some variant of it.
@Dpareja
"It is your prayers and financial support that God uses to keep us in the fight."
What does God need with prayers or money?
What does god need with a starship?
I said, What does god.. need with a starship!?
Yes, just send us lots of money, that way, we'll be able to pay the long distance bill when we call god and let him know who he needs to protect from the evil [insert non-xtian group here].
Or, to put it another way, we will be blessed during 2009 by much persecution and revulsion.
But to combat that pray for us and GIVE ME THE MONEY.
"and say all kinds of evil against you"
What goes around, comes around. >___>
Most of the time, people aren't saying bad things about you because you're a Christian. It's because you use your Christianity as an excuse to be a massively intolerant asshole.
At least, that's the way I see it.
This isn't too fundie. You've got a basic persecution complex, possibly some Obama fear, and the ever popular "Give us your money", but that stuff is par for the course right now.
WHAT THE FUCK!
A guy from the Christian Anti-Defamation Commission claims that God keeps them "in the fight".
I AM GOD. AND I HATE CHRISTIANITY!
This asshole from an anti-slander club slanders God!
But I will not sue him. Instead, I will wipe all religion off of the planet forever.
"Undoubtedly, 2009 will bring with it more Christian bashing, [...]" God wills it.
[preacher] "Give God the first portion of your income, say that with me."
[crowd repeats] "Give God the first portion of your income."
[preacher] "Give it first! Not after the deducts. Not after the social security, and the hospitalization, and the malnutrition. Not after all these things on ya check, ya say 'I'ma give God a little what's left.' You do, and that's what
you gonna get from God."
...
Tell me what your soul is worth.
How much money do you make?
How much will you let me take?
I will give you tranquility,
Just send you wealth and checks to me.
...
God has asked you to make me rich,
Me and my fat-rat gaudy bitch.
On your T.V.'s late at night,
Send those checks, and I'll guide you to the light.
...
Your total's twenty-two eleven,
For your set of keys to heaven.
Make the checks out in my name,
Me or God it's all the same.
...
Just a few choice lyrics that I thought fit well here.
Bless you, Gary. (Gives the finger)
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@ Equalist
Make the checks out in my name,
Me or God it's all the same.
I wonder what happens if a person writes out a check payable to God.
"Blessed are you when they revile and persecute you, and say all kinds of evil against you falsely for My sake."
You seem to be ignoring one little word, there. We say all kinds of things about you Christfags, yes, but they're all TRUE. When we call you "irrational", "warmongers", a "death cult"... it's because it's fucking TRUE.
Funny how christian bashing is some strong words and claims of verbal and physical violence.
See the top ten christian bashings of 2008.
Gay people die at the hands of the gay bashers some of your cults condone.
I see your site happily bashes non-christians as well!
Sick twisted fucking numbskulls.
Congrats on screwing the gullible out of ten grand BTW.
Or you could just STFU and keep your beliefs to yourself. It certainly works for the Jews, Sikhs & Buddhists, to name but a few.
Ah, but then how would you justify your existence, with no Persecution Complex?
Oh, boo hoo. You pass a constitutional amendment to deny gays equal legal rights, they put on a musical showing the hypocrisy of your quoting from mosaic law whilst not obeying all of it, and all the sudden you're being reviled and persecuted.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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