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Four years of his face. I don't think I can stomach it.
There is something about him that is very unsettling.
A "gut" feeling.

Lord come quickly!!


This is freaky. On CNN, on my tv when he was speaking, his voice changed, became very deep, garbled, distorted,(only for a few seconds) like Nicolae in the Left Behind movie!!! I'm not kidding!!!! did anyone else hear that????

Faith&Hope, RR 66 Comments [1/15/2009 10:06:45 PM]
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Submitted By: captain hooker
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tracer

"On CNN, on my tv when he was speaking, his voice changed, became very deep, garbled, distorted,(only for a few seconds) like Nicolae in the Left Behind movie!!!"


It's called "we had a problem with our video playback and accidentally showed a few seconds of that clip slower than the speed at which it was filmed."

If THAT qualifies as Satanic posession, then there are demons living in your VCR.

1/15/2009 10:09:16 PM

Oirish_Martin

Here's a hint, slowpoke - LEFT BEHIND IS BULLSHIT.

1/15/2009 10:10:47 PM

Osiris

Four years of his face. I don't think I can stomach it.
There is something about him that is very unsettling.
A "gut" feeling.

It's because he's black isn't it?

1/15/2009 10:15:58 PM

Odious1

Please take your medications.

1/15/2009 10:16:40 PM

Elphada

One of these days those people on RR will slip up and we'll all know why they thrash Obama relentlessly: His color.
Seems like a majority of us didn't give a damn about that.

1/15/2009 10:20:26 PM

Psittacosis

Four years? Oh, I think you can double that. Enjoy.

1/15/2009 10:23:29 PM

Empress

Four years of his face. I don't think I can stomach it.

I can't stand looking at them uppity black folk!!!

1/15/2009 10:23:56 PM

BlackMageJ

I don't know much about American news channels, is CNN a sane one, or is it possible someone did that deliberately to make him look evil?

If it was Fox, I'd automatically assume that was the case, but I'm not sure whose side CNN is meant to be on.

1/15/2009 10:26:28 PM

Wrath

I think you need your special nice candy and your huggy shirt...You know the one that lets you hug yourself for a long time?

1/15/2009 10:29:54 PM

GigaGuess

@BlackMageJ

As far as I'm aware, CNN is pretty balanced.

1/15/2009 10:31:26 PM

E. A. Poe

Quoth the Raven, " Yes I did. But them I'm a delusional bird of peculiar tastes."

1/15/2009 10:34:34 PM

Pagnostic

"Faith & Hope", my ass.

1/15/2009 10:36:14 PM

a mind far far away

First of all, Obama is quite handsome. Second:

This is freaky. On CNN, on my tv when he was speaking, his voice changed, became very deep, garbled, distorted,(only for a few seconds) like Nicolae in the Left Behind movie!!! I'm not kidding!!!! did anyone else hear that????

I wonder if he realizes just how many electronic things could have happened to have caused such a thing, and that no supernatural bullshit explaination is required.

1/15/2009 10:37:02 PM

aaa

I like the way they take pulpy fan-fiction as canon.

1/15/2009 10:37:35 PM

Grigadil

Well, we would be saying the same about Little Miss Moose Muffin if the tables were turned.

1/15/2009 10:39:58 PM

The Mu

@Osiris: beat me to it

1/15/2009 10:42:15 PM

IanC

"Lord come quickly!! "

Oh lord, please come quickly! All over me!!

1/15/2009 10:45:01 PM

Rat of Steel

(tracer)
"If THAT qualifies as Satanic posession, then there are demons living in your VCR."


People still have those?

I know the RR-tards are philosophically backward, but DAMN!!

(Psittacosis)
"Four years? Oh, I think you can double that. Enjoy."


Assuming no fundie asshole succeeds in "taking that atheist Muslim commie pro-abortion anti-Christ out of the picture", I'm guessing that Obama will become quite popular with the non-fundies over these next 4 years, if only because he does a good job of putting coherent sentences together without anyone else's help.

1/15/2009 10:45:15 PM

HoJuSimpson

You could also probably see Wolf Blitzer ridin' something clean by way of a hologram on CNN.

1/15/2009 10:46:58 PM

Headache

did anyone else hear that????

Nope, it's only in your garbled insane brain.

1/15/2009 10:49:15 PM

muters

"Four years of his race. I don't think I can stomach it."

Fixed.

1/15/2009 10:50:07 PM

Canadian_Hoser

Sounds more like mental illness than fundie. Wait, being a fundie is a symptom of mental illness.

1/15/2009 11:06:17 PM

Thejebusfire

Left Behind is crap.

But that Antichrist guy had a sexy accent, I must admit.
I'd do him.

1/15/2009 11:12:41 PM

Asuka

Ahem.

LEFT BEHIND IS FANFICTION.

That is all.

1/15/2009 11:23:00 PM

GigaGuess

@Thejebusfire

Is he a top? :p

1/15/2009 11:28:39 PM
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