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[More rapture porn... apparently this woman doesn't give a shit about her daughter being left behind]

I was rushing to the hospital, where my first grandchild was born. Right when they put her/him into my arms, we were taken up. The precious child that I have waited so long to know would never know pain, suffering, conflict, .......loss.

Kays, RR 34 Comments [1/15/2009 11:19:33 PM]
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Submitted By: fundiesRtehlulz
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Because you snapped their neck or something?

1/15/2009 11:23:24 PM

Old Viking

I'm not sure her/hims are allowed into heaven.

1/15/2009 11:25:57 PM

Angelica Einstellsehn

What the fuck.

1/15/2009 11:32:01 PM

surfinseaotter

Infants are born with sin, so it'd stay right here with us :)

1/15/2009 11:32:17 PM

aaa

What a weird porn movie.

1/15/2009 11:32:37 PM

atrasicarius


1/15/2009 11:45:20 PM

Bunny Boy

I know babies are pretty androgenous, but you never thought to ask its gender before you were spirited away? Since you were supposedly waiting a long time for it, you'd think that would be an important subject.

1/16/2009 12:00:34 AM

HoJuSimpson

I feel only slightly sorry for these people. Clearly they had some type of tragedy, like a mother died at a young age, and they once again cannot handle the concept that life is a bitch and owes you nothing in the end.

1/16/2009 12:01:58 AM

drumbo

say what????

1/16/2009 12:04:06 AM

szaleniec

"The precious child that I have waited so long to know would never know pain, suffering, conflict, .......loss."

So would have a dull and meaningless life. It's natural for well-meaning people not to want to see their loved ones in pain, but better to be there and help them through it than wish it away entirely. Facing and overcoming adversity is how we grow and develop as people, both on the individual level and at the scale of whole societies.

1/16/2009 12:13:02 AM

Ozzie

okay, I didn't get it so I went to RR and the board is "what are you doing when you get raptured":

I hope I'm having great sex but I want to be done before the rapture. We all go up naked so that's no problem.

Oh wait .. . I'm not getting raptured, okay, I can have great sex again.

These people are just retarded, but it does make me laugh after a long day. I would miss them if they were gone :)

1/16/2009 1:02:29 AM

Shadow Boxer

It sounds more like she's fantasizing about abducting her new-born grandchild.

1/16/2009 1:05:06 AM

Malkavian Jeff

Do they kiss their mothers with those mouths?!

1/16/2009 1:08:25 AM

colonel catastrophe

Lol, the kid would be spared all that stuff if he/she was aborted too! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

1/16/2009 1:09:09 AM

captain hooker

bummer

1/16/2009 1:49:57 AM

topaz_witch


1/16/2009 1:52:37 AM

Skyknight

To the poster: What reason do we have to believe she was excluding her daughter (or, as the case may be, daughter-in-law) from the rapture?

Anyway, what does it say about the dispensationalists, that they cleave to a theology that essentially says that God doesn't think the last generation of Real True Christians® can endure being in martyrdom's crosshairs as well as any of the previous generations?

1/16/2009 2:00:17 AM

livingdead70

So this baby was perpetually 1 minute old? Some life that must be.
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1/16/2009 3:30:50 AM

Illuminatalie

The precious child that I have waited so long to know would never know pain, suffering, conflict, .......loss.
That would suck. Never knowing the good and the bad in life, never being able to grow older than 1 minute. Just goo-goo gah-gah for ever and ever.

1/16/2009 3:58:42 AM

werewolf

Don't panic. Wait until the elevator stops and the door opens.

1/16/2009 6:39:33 AM

Paschal Wagner

AMBER alert for Jesus!

1/16/2009 7:18:26 AM

Indelible Sorrow

Another good example of how dumb these people are when it comes to abortion. If you believe unborn babies get a free ticket to heaven, what's all the fuss about? Wouldn't you rather know that your child is in heaven than let him/her to grow up and possibly go to hell?

1/16/2009 8:33:16 AM

Xotan

Evil and unfeeling bitch!

1/16/2009 9:24:56 AM



I wonder how long they can maintain fantasies like these. Sooner or later it must crumble, no? I wouldn't want to be them then.

1/16/2009 11:13:38 AM

Mister Spak

My daughter just told me she was 2 weeks pregnant, then the rapture happened. I couldn't see my grand daughter, her being a tiny clump of cells and all, but the precious child that I have waited so long to know would never know pain, suffering, conflict, loss, or much of anything, since the brain had not yet developed.

1/16/2009 2:07:07 PM
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