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Just another note... If the God you believe has to take billions of years to 'create man in His own image' then your God is retarded.

Breaking_Borders, POD Warrior Forum 10 Comments [12/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Gadren

If your God gets beaten by iron chariots (see the book of Judges), then...

1/3/2006 10:18:19 PM

Crosis

(How I would have answered back in my theistic-evolution days)

Who said he *had* to? All I know is that all the evidence is that it did take that long. Why he took so long to do it, I don't know. But he didn't have to do it in six days any more than he had to take billions of years - and there's far more evidence for the latter than the former.

1/4/2006 4:49:28 PM

Darth Wang

It's called natural selection.

1/4/2006 9:08:00 PM

Adamant Cane

Eh? Why is this here?

7/1/2008 3:43:18 PM

Grigadil

If you think god made a modern human directly from dirt, then YOU are retarded.

7/1/2008 5:35:24 PM

JSS

Just another note... If the God you believe has to take 6000+ years to create a new heaven and earth that are perfect, then your God is retarded.

5/1/2009 6:06:24 PM

GigaGuess

If your God considers us to be the product of perfect hands then he is fucked.

5/1/2009 6:09:27 PM

Table Rock

#1 - We don't have a God.
#2 - Since we have no God then we can't be made in his/her/its image.
#3 - You're an idiot.

5/1/2009 6:10:42 PM

Agahnim

Not all Christians, Jews, and Muslims are creationists, and not all people who reject the nonsensical idea of a young Earth believe in God.

11/1/2011 7:54:23 AM

Dr.Shrinker

If the god you believe put two people with no practical experience upon which to build wisdom and no knowledge of right and wrong into a garden and told them not to eat the fruit of a certain tree, along with a persuasive talking snake with goals counter to those of said god's, then...

11/19/2011 8:26:31 AM
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