I looked at your work Twinkling... One of my daughters went to Europe last summer. She bought me a small replica of the statue of David. I thanked her for it and said, "David or not, I want him dressed". So she made a pair of pants for my statue so I can display it.
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Good thing in homeschooling they offer legitimate history courses on European history where you could learn a thing or two about art. I wonder how many of the following names are meaningless to you? Brunelleschi, Ghiberti, Velazquez, Goya, Van Eyck, Durer, Rembrandt, Michalangelo, Raphael, Da Vinci, etc.
Best laugh I have had today, thanks!
Cause you know nakedness is sin, sex is sin, thinking about sex is sin, having sexual organs is sin, having lustful feelings is a sin, having a period is a sin, being born is a sin, etc, etc...
I'm confused, how do christians breed?, do they do the nasty while praying to Jesus for forgiveness the entire time? (with the lights off of course so they don't have to see each others nakedness)
Oh noes, teh penis!!! Itz icky! Seriously, grow the fuck up.
@The Watcher
Thou has won one internet.
It's filth! It graphically portrays parts of the human body, which, practical as they may be, are evil!
Tall Timbers' daughter, a perfect gift for your parents would be a print of Michelangelo's "Creation of Adam." You can probaly find one in most art shops. Hey, it's a religious theme, they won't object. While you're in there, get Dad "The Birth of Venus" by Sandro Boticelli for his birthday. He'll proudly display it so his friends and neighbors know how cultered he is.
HAHAHAHA!
That's hilarious! I'm just picturing the David statue in pants... bwahahahaha!
Thanks, Tall Timbers, you made my day.
This reminds of that Simpson's episode were all the church ladies came to Marge, saying how they were going to boycott the statue of David because he was naked, and Marge said that she thought the statue was a beautiful work of art, and then all the church ladies walked off horrified.
When did Christians become such prunes?
This must be a poe!
If not it speaks of a mentality that is stunted and warped.
Michelangelo's David is a masterpiece that displays the glory of humanity - in much the same way as the Venus de Milo or the Winged Victory in the Louvre. If you can't appreciate it without having you so called 'religion' get in the way, please don't ever come to Europe. We would die of laughing at you.
That's right; his tiny, tiny penis that doesn't even look like genitalia is very offensive.
Clearly, Michelangelo should have been more thoughtful about what you'd think of his historically and culturally importance piece of art.
A student who had been homeschooled brought a home school world history textbook to school to show to me once. In it, they had photoshopped tightie whities onto the David statue.
To her credit, the girl who brought it wanted me to join her in mocking it.
The existence of that textbook makes me certain that this is not a poe.
Oh. My. Dear. Lord.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Best laugh I've had in eons.
If Tall Timbers hadn't been around so long, I'd swear he was a Poe for this one.
OMG, you actually let your daughter travel to that evil heathen liberal continent? You are not a true Christian! For shame! </poe-like response>
As for David with pants on, wow, you people really ARE uptight about sex.
It occurs to me:
If god hand made humanity, given his legendary attention to detail. It took him a full day to make man and woman. So how much time did he spend handling and handcrafting Adam's penis?
Yehovah you gay freak ;-p
A small replica statue would have a penis like a quarter of an inch long??
WTF went through his incredibly small mind? - Actually , I know - the same sort of filth that went through the sewer brains of certain Victotian prudes who put covers on baths and bogs, and fig leaves on anything naughty.
Strange that Victoria R was actually very keen on sex!
The Victorian Era was more than a century ago, you retard.
It was then that table's 'legs' had to be covered with cloth lest they inspire lewd thoughts, and when we started to refer to white and brown meat for chicken and turkey, as saying breast and thigh, respectively, was beyond the pale even when referring to chicken...
OH GOD NO... NOT THAT, THAT'S THE WORSE THING EVER THAT HORRIBLE... statue's penis?
Grow up, TT. It amazes me you were able to have a daughter, you're so prudish.
Confused?
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