(Re: "Atheist bus campaign goes nationwide")
I wonder if the number of bus crashes will rise now?
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The number of bus crashes or any type of automobile accidents will remain the same. Though, if one of those atheist ad campaign buses does get in a crash, I know you guys will have a fap fest over it.
Be careful, Silver. Watch where you're going in the street, if you're busy being butthurt about atheist buses, you might accidentally get run over by said atheist bus!
Also, I ask that you don't become fundie kamikazes. More than just your life is at stake if you run your Dodge Ram into a bus.
I wonder if the number of bus crashes will rise now?
More than likely not, as atheist won't stupidly try to pray mechanical problems away (Oh, God, don't let my dodgy brakes fail on this steep incline!) and will have them attended to.
Let us read from the book of Transportation, Chapter 2, Verse 1.
1 Yea, thou bus companies shall not place any advertisement against thine holy father upon the side of the bus
2 If thou dost knowingly do so, then thy holy force field of protection shall be lifted
3 Though thou may criest towards the sky in protest, thine buses surely will crash and among you there shalt be the possibility of casualties
What's not to understand here, people???
Our Conductor which art on the 47 omnibus
Hallowed be thy ticket machine
Thy three buses come
Thy will be done on the bus as it is on the Undergound
Give us this day our annual bus pass
And forgive us our fare dodging as we forgive those who fare dodge
And lead us not into cycling
But deliver us from driving
For thine is the transport ,the bus lanes and bus stops for ever and ever
Amen
I would suggest you do some research on this subject, using reliable sources of information and reasonable methodologies.
But what would be the point?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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