Not Perfect, But Forgiven #fundie rr-bb.com

On how to start "witnessing" to someone:

"I do a routine where it looks like I'm talking to the person, but sort of zoned out, like I'm talking to you but I'm lost in my own thoughts at the same time. I kind of stare off and say "So, you ever think about Hell? Do you think it's really like that? All that fire and screaming!! I've heard it's like holding your face to a butane torch forever. Whoa! Can you imagine? 13th degree burns forever, covered in worms and demons ripping at your soul! And the screams, can you imagine the screams?! And to think, all they had to do was turn to Jesus! So easy, and now all that pain! Ouch!""

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