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We are in trouble America! In an interview with CNN's Suzanne Malveaux, conservative Pat Robertson said he was "remarkably pleased" with President-elect Barack Obama. Sadly, millions of followers of Robertson's The 700 Club are likely to support an immoral, abortionist, gay-friendly, anti-American Communist U.S. President. This is just another clear indicator that Pat Robertson is of the Devil, a false prophet masquerading as a preacher of the Gospel. Robertson has publicly approved of Communist Barack Obama and the Socialist government Obama has vowed to set-up...

I can assured tell you that Pat Robertson's god is NOT the God of the Bible, because Socialism and Communism are diametrically opposed to the Word of God. The Bible teaches Capitalism

David J. Stewart, Jesus Is Savior 59 Comments [1/10/2009 6:56:55 PM]
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When Pat Robertson praises a Democrat over a Republican, you know the Republican candidate has serious issues...

1/10/2009 6:58:41 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Fundy Fight!

1/10/2009 6:59:54 PM

El Guapo

The Bible teaches capitalism?
I guess I should give that fucker a closer read.

1/10/2009 7:01:16 PM



"Communist Barack Obama and the Socialist government Obama has vowed to set-up... "

Uhm, what?

1/10/2009 7:02:41 PM

Porky Pine

When fundies attack!

1/10/2009 7:04:03 PM

Oirish_Martin

Ah, the inherent dangers of fundyism - someone will always end up fundier than you.

1/10/2009 7:05:31 PM

LabRat

Pat Robertson? Damn. They are eating their own?

1/10/2009 7:05:51 PM

Trovore

Actually the bible is pretty quiet on economic systems. You can identify some components of capitalism such as mercantilism and extensive trade. However there are also components of communism, socialism and CLEAR parallels to the plantation system of the American South. So: shut your buttface.

1/10/2009 7:11:55 PM

GreasetrapTheViking

so when jesus overturned the tables of all the capitalists in the church, that was supporting capitalism... how?

1/10/2009 7:20:53 PM

Elphada

Get 'em all fighting! Divide and conquer!

1/10/2009 7:31:51 PM

WMDKitty

While I agree that Pat Robertson is fucking evil, DJS is *still* a fucking moron.

1/10/2009 7:35:16 PM

Mike

If I wanted whine, I would've ordered cheese to go with it.

1/10/2009 7:42:15 PM

Ronni Bom

The Bible teaches Capitalism
Where?

1/10/2009 7:51:12 PM

Mudak

Actually, Capitalism can really only trace its roots back to the year 1776, when Adam Smith published Wealth of Nations. Even a young earth creationist would have to agree that the Bible pre-dates capitalism.

1/10/2009 7:52:57 PM

A Friend

Dave, no one believes in your version of god.

1/10/2009 7:59:08 PM

atrasicarius

You've never actually read the bible, have you?

1/10/2009 7:59:46 PM

Old Viking

The section on capitalism is right after the discussion of mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

1/10/2009 8:08:14 PM

aaa

Chapter and verse, dave.

1/10/2009 8:11:42 PM

fundiesRtehlulz

Jesus was a communist.

1/10/2009 8:17:29 PM

Headache

David J. Stewart, first human being with an implanted goldfish brain!

1/10/2009 8:22:00 PM

John

The Bible teaches Capitalism

It sure does.

Jesus on Keeping Your Hands Off My Stack: "Jesus said unto him, If thou wilt be perfect, go [and] sell an IPO in the company that thou hast, and buy a mega-yacht and a beach house in the Caymans, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come [and] follow me".

Jesus on Equitable Tax Burden: "And Jesus sat over against the treasury, and beheld how the people cast money into the treasury: and many that were rich cast in much. And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites, which make a farthing. And he called [unto him] his disciples, and saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That this poor widow hath cast in a farthing. While all those rich guys got soaked for a mint by these damn liberal tax-and-spend socialists, she got off for a lousy farthing!"

Jesus on Heaven for the Rich: "And he lifted up his eyes on his shareholders, and said, Screw the poor: for yours is the kingdom of God.

Jesus on Sharing: "But when thou makest a feast, call the poor, the maimed, the lame, the blind and tell them to go to the soup kitchen for the leftovers tomorrow.

1/10/2009 8:22:06 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Actually, Capitalism can really only trace its roots back to the year 1776, when Adam Smith published Wealth of Nations. Even a young earth creationist would have to agree that the Bible pre-dates capitalism.

I think capitalism's a lot older than Smith; that's just a formal recognition of its existence. The thing is that capitalism isn't precisely a system that somebody sat down one day and devised, it's just what tends to evolve where no other system has been imposed. Plenty of variants exist which have been partially systemised by deliberate, considered additions, but I don't think anybody really invented the core ideas, they're just an emergent pattern that's gradually evolved over centuries, and to try and attribute their dawn to any single date is as meaningless as trying to define the year the human species began to exist.

1/10/2009 8:33:15 PM

Funnyguts

If Robertson likes Obama... We really need to get a more progressive party going.

1/10/2009 8:35:30 PM



The Bible teaches Capitalism

As if I needed any more proof that David J. Stewart was a fucking moron.
He should check out Matthew 19:23-24, Mark 10:23-25, Luke 6:24, and James 5:1.

1/10/2009 8:35:56 PM

werewolf

I got ten on Robertson.

Come on! Kick 'im inna fork!

1/10/2009 8:35:56 PM
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