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I believe Dinosaurs existed as an amalgamation of Satan. I dont believe Satan creates anything, but that dinosaurs were mutations of creatures God made. We see this kind of 'limited' evolution even today... I think God permitted dinosaurs to be wiped out after the flood because of what they had become. We have fossils, and you can't argue with that.

Doc Lucio, Discussion Board 5 Comments [12/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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WTF?! || meh


Yes, correct. Satan owns a huge science lab where he creates genetic freaks of nature to unleash upon people. It must be fun in your little imaginary world.

7/15/2006 2:53:39 AM


Satan stole that from Sauron.

12/11/2006 2:05:16 AM


And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action Rifle so that Man could kill the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals. Amen!

4/29/2008 8:31:46 PM

Why did God let Satan currupt his creatures?

8/5/2009 4:02:15 PM

Philbert McAdamia

dinosaurs were mutations of creatures God made.

So...they, uh...e v o l v e d ?

8/5/2009 8:31:42 PM