Clearly we were created before all the other animals that is why we have dominace over all of them and we name them like how adam did in the garden of eden. just like how i named my fish it didnt name me because i own it evolution is a false theory.
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according to your legend ma was made last.
If you don't know your own mythos how the fuck can you preach it!?
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"Clearly we were created before all the other animals that is why we have dominace over all of them"
Clearly I was born before you and that's why I should have dominance over you.
"and we name them like how adam did in the garden of eden."
If Adam named all the animals, why do "we name them?"
"just like how i named my fish it didnt name me because i own it evolution is a false theory."
Your fish doesn't name anything because it is a friggin' fish, you dolt. It has even poorer thought capacity than you.
Actually -- and this is something you can't disprove, so :P -- I'm reasonably confident that your fish has given you a name. It probably sounds like "glub glub" to your ears, but in fact it means "he who must not be permitted use of power tools".
Please, read your Bible.
Genesis 1:22-23
And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.
A few lines later, Genesis 1:26
And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
Pwned by your own holy book.
just like how i named my fish it didnt name me
Oh, you might be surprised what your fish calls you behind your back.
How do you know that your fish doesn't have a name for you? I would think that it does...probably something like "Dumbass", "Dumb Cunt", "The Moron"...well, you get my drift.
If you are younger than age 8, I can forgive this mess. If you are older than age 8, I actually feel too sorry for you to mock you.
On the other hand, I would love to know what Adam allegedly used as a microscope when he named the itty-bitty ones. You might ask the person responsible for your lack of education. The answer might help you to reboot your critical thinking skills.
Okay, you go over there and tell that bear all about your dominance over it. I'll dial 9-1, and when I hear the scream, I'll hit the other 1. Mmmkay?
you can have a pet great white shark called tinkerbell. but as soon as tinkerbell is tired of your personality, as we all are, he's going to seriously fuck you up. so while tinkerbell may not ''name'' you, he is more than willing to eat you. so, you might want to rething that whole dominance thing.
Read. The. Fucking. Bible. You. Ignorant. TWAT!
Man was "created" last, *after* the animals, etc. Sez so right in Genesis.
**EDIT**
anevilmeme -- So how long did it take Adam to name all the beetles?
John, Paul, George, and Ringo? I don't think they were alive, yet...
Oh, and, ThinkingAllowed -- Ringo was the better drummer, anyway.
your goldfish does name you
but he can only remember the name for 3 seconds than he has to name you again.
Your goldfish likes having you as a pet because he cares for dumb animals.
@Papabear "Your fish doesn't name anything because it is a friggin' fish, you dolt. It has even poorer thought capacity than you."
Don't insult the fish. What did it ever do to you?
How do you know your fish doesn't have a name for the giant hand that drops food into its tank?
Especially in the case of highly intelligent animals like bottlenose dolphins, who have a complex enough language that they may very well have words for other creatures.
My cats clearly see me as the can opener, the door opener and the poop remover. How's that for dominance?
Are we following Genesis 1 or Genesis 2? In G1 man came next to last (just before Eve), in G2 man came first.
Eve is last in both of them I see. We're just an afterthought in God's mind. What a jerk!
Actually according to the Bible humans were created both before and after the other animals, yet all at the same time.
Genesis 1: Humans were created after animals. Adam and Eve appear to be created together.
Genesis 2: Adam was created before animals, but Eve was created after animals.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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