Ouija boards are pure filth and evil. Please, if you own one, burn it. If you know of anyone that has one, encourage them to burn it.
It is not an innocent toy. It is a tool that is used for an opening for Satan and his minions. By using it, you are giving permission for Satan and evil spirits to enter into your life.
I know of a family where they played with an Ouija board after receiving one for Christmas. They loved it and spent hour apon hour "playing" with it, for years, even having friends over to experiment. Adults participated. I, by the Grace of God, was too scared to ever participate and was protected from it. My mother hated it and forbid us to "play". But the family and friends were not spared. Marriages were broken, jobs were lost, homosexuality and other sexual sins were rampant, physical and mental abuse became the norm. There were even two deaths in our neighborhood and some horrible accidents. The whole family fell apart, and I saw kids go from good to bad and families ripped apart in a short time span. I, to this day, blame it on that "toy" and so does my mother.
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"Marriages were broken, jobs were lost, homosexuality and other sexual sins were rampant, physical and mental abuse became the norm."
They were? Over a toy?
I have noticed that RR sees to have a "Me too" aspect to it ,whatever is posted there are always several posters quite happy to post "The same thing happened to me "
I'll bet if someone posted "I have a one legged albino lesbian Satanist living next door to me " there would be some who would post "Me too".
I'm too tired to look up the statistic right now, but isn't there a death in a traffic accident in the United States approximately one ever six seconds, or some ridiculously short amount of time? Tell me about the way the streets are set up in your neighborhood: is it possible that there's an intersection that is just, well, dangerous?
People who act -- or don't act -- out of fear certainly are within their rights to act or not. The fact that you didn't act and then nothing bad happened to you as a result is no more divine providence than the fact that I found my electric bill when I went to get my mail yesterday.
Yeah, I hear lots of families that use Rubber Duckies also have problems. We should burn them, too. Oh! And people who have cars and clothes, as well!
I think we should all become naked pedestrians. That would solve everything!
Bibles are pure filth and evil. Please, if you own one, burn it. If you know of anyone that has one, encourage them to burn it.
It is not an innocent toy. It is a tool that is used for an opening for Satan and his minions. By using it, you are giving permission for Satan and evil spirits to enter into your life.
I know of a family where they played with a bible after receiving one for Christmas. They loved it and spent hour apon hour "playing" with it, for years, even having friends over to experiment. Adults participated. I, by the Allah was too scared to ever participate and was protected from it. My mother hated it and forbid us to "play". But the family and friends were not spared. Marriages were broken, jobs were lost, homosexuality and other sexual sins were rampant, physical and mental abuse became the norm. There were even two deaths in our neighborhood and some horrible accidents. The whole family fell apart, and I saw kids go from good to bad and families ripped apart in a short time span. I, to this day, blame it on that "book" and so does my mother.
"Ouija boards are pure filth and evil"
"It is not an innocent toy. It is a tool that is used for an opening for Satan and his minions. By using it, you are giving permission for Satan and evil spirits to enter into your life"
Chickenshit5516, you haven't heard of the Lament Configuration:
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'We have such sights to show you!'
Yes, satan has no better way of getting into people's souls than a piece of cardboard with letters on it. Aren't Ouija boards made by the same company that makes Monopoly? Yeah, that's some pretty evil shit right there. Better just burn all board games, just in case. Hey, Scrabble is a piece of carboard with letters, better burn it too. You don't know what kind of evil comes from that, like, learning how to spell.
...No, it's a board game played by preteens at slumber parties.
Wait, they cause The Gay now? I thought it was orange juice, the media, and the Internet.
"...I, to this day, blame it on that "toy" and so does my mother."
Translation: Feeble-mindedness runs in the family.
Ideomotor effect , have you heard of it?
" I, to this day, blame it on that "toy" and so does my mother."
Yeah, forget anything that could actually explain it, like drug abuse, dangerous driving, a runaway imagination, or the fact that the marriage was already on the rocks long before the marriage was broken.
It's all because of piece of cardboard with some lettering on it that let THE SATAN do this.
"It is a tool that is used for an opening for Satan and his minions. By using it, you are giving permission for Satan and evil spirits to enter into your life."
Ideomotor functions can open gateways to hell?
Seriously, grow the fuck up.
I, to this day, blame it on that "toy" and so does my mother.
So the people involved get a free pass? Pretty sweet.
Where I come from, we call that "life," and it happens to all kinds of people, with and without Ouija boards.
If you use proper wards, the Ouija can be a useful tool. But it is definitely NOT a toy.
I, personally, had a *very* bad experience with one, and refuse to go near them at all. "Creepy-cold-chill-up-spine" bad experience.
I won't try to stop you from using one, though.
Are you sure? 'Cause mine's just covered in dust and food stains. It doesn't actually do anything you know. Don't tell me you believe those twatish con-artists who claim they can contact the dead. Somebody. His name begins with B. Have you had a problem with your back, or it might be your head, or possibly your gluteus maximus. Is there anyone called John or possibly Dweezil.
No Chicken, the silly board didn't do it, now listen carefully.
SHIT
HAPPENS!!!
That's all, no ghosts, no demons, just plain old shit happening, happens to all sorts of people all the time.
People do die you know, accidents happen, people sometimes get the sack or are made redundant, homosexuality ain't a bad thing if it's between two consenting adults, marriages don't always work out. Abuse is nasty stuff but it's done by people, not boards. Shit happens, that's all.
Marriages were broken, jobs were lost, homosexuality and other sexual sins were rampant, physical and mental abuse became the norm.
Oh please...It's a board game that's sold at Toys'R'Us. Get over yourself.
So they had problems in their lives, like everybody else? Yeah, Satan's such an evil prick.
Although I have been tempted to nail an Ouija board to my front door just to run off the fundies.
I don't think I have ever seen a Ouija board. Bad stuff has happened in my life all the same.
In the span of one and a half year I lost all my grandparents, and two more relatives. My husband's cousin died of cancer at the age of nineteen a few years before that.
In my extended family there is one, count it; one divorce. In secular, evil, socialist Sweden.
I guess good things and bad things happen in life, regardless of toys.
So, in a world beset by poverty, war and selfishness, you find ruminating about toys to be a good use of your time and energy. Sounds pretty petty. But then, you seem to be so lacking in the capacity for basic reasoning that if you actually did do something with your life, it would probably only make things worse.
Confused?
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