With Mr. Obama as president, you might as well get ready for abortion clinics in every convenience store in America. This country is in big trouble because of the liberal attitude of its people. Our God is an awesome God, and He has put up with a lot of things that this country CONTINUES to practice without any repentance whatsoever. You think Hurricane Katrina was an accident? Do you think all of the disasters befalling this country are caused by "global warming"? God did not PUT Obama in the white house, He ALLOWED Obama to be put in the white house, because that's exactly what this country deserves. The USA is in big trouble with Jehovah God.
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because that's exactly what this country deserves
What's he gonna do, huh? ALLOW universal health care, better education, a strong and vibrant economy, friendship and respect with rest of the world?
Yeah, that'll show us. Sends shivers up my leg, it does.
abortion clinics in every convenience store in America.
And the churches will still outnumber the stores by 5-1. Ignorance will still pulse through the inbred veins of most repulitard voters. You know who they are, right? Yeah, they're the idiots who voted for McCain/Palin. Like you.
What the fuck were you thinking?
"With Mr. Obama as president, you might as well get ready for abortion clinics in every convenience store in America."
Okay, toilet paper, Folgers coffee, Cinnomon Toast Crunch, 1% Milk and scrambling your fetus' brains. That'll be $37.50.
Quoth the Raven, "'Where have you been o munificent Raven', piped Millie Bailey Carpenter the bat. 'To the topmost peak', I replied, 'There to converse with Audrey the moon'. Under the large spreading oak sprawled the Sandman having fallen under the influence of his own kip-grit, as was his wont. While, through the recently torn rent in the space-time continuum at the bottom of Digby's Waterfall lurched Oswald the T-Rex and his wife Dolly. 'How do', said Oswald. 'How do', squeaked Millie Bailey carpenter. Just then, onto the hidden pathway cartwheeled the capering Christian followed at a distance by the jackanapes. 'Can I give you a lift anywhere?', asked Dolly. 'No thanks', said the capering Christian. (cont. page 94)
He ALLOWED Obama to be put in the white house, because that's exactly what this country deserves.
Sure, and I'll bet that a couple of months ago you were claiming that McCain would be elected because your god wanted it.
"Our God is an awesome God, and He has put up with a lot of things that this country CONTINUES to practice without any repentance whatsoever."
Well, they why the fuck doesn't he come down here and do something about it?
Oh, wait.
Since by your name you appear to be male, you have no say in what a woman does with her reproductive life.
And this My God can beat up YOUR God is just so 2nd grade.
"The USA is in big trouble with Jehovah God."
Maybe. Let's try this. If God ever really shows up, you send him on over and he and I will straighten everything out.
I love how "god" just sits around with his thumb up his ass while his "people" bitch each successive year about how god's gonna come down and show all of us sinners how pissed off he is. Get real, nothing's gonna happen. Fuck you and fuck your bullshit nonexistent Jehova, fuck him right in the ear.
'Honey, could you pop down to the 7/11 pick me up 20 Malboros and ,hey, why don't you get yourself an abortion while your'e at it. My treat. I'm gonna watch the gridiron'
"You think Hurricane Katrina was an accident? "
No, I think it was the same thing that happens at the same time in that area every fucking year .
Where and when hurricanes make landfall is mostly random, partly influenced by other completely natural conditions at the time.
"With Mr. Obama as president, you might as well get ready for abortion clinics in every convenience store in America. "
You know, just the other day I was walking into the neighborhood 7-11 and I immediately thought: "Dammit! I sure do wish I could get an abortion in here with my bag of Cheetos (Cheese that goes crunch!)"
Then, I snapped back into the real world and remembered that I am a Gay man, who will never get pregnant.
Sooo... I immediately recalled the Gay Agenda and was thankful that I will now (under the Obama Administration) be able to drag pregnant women into 7-11s and force them to have abortions while they're consuming corn-based snacks!
I love a vote for change.
With Mr. Obama as president, you might as well get ready for abortion clinics in every convenience store in America
No, really? Next thing you know, they'll be selling beer and cigarettes in convenience stores.
USA is in big trouble with Jehovah God.
Oh, I'm scared. I guess I should just convert to avoid his wrath. Oh, wait, he doesn't care who he hurts and kills. So nevermind.
Wait, wasn't there some fundie post a few months ago that predicted the rapture would happen the instant Obama had been sworn in?
I followed the inauguration with interest, and slight amusement at the prospect of getting to witness the (c)rapture take place. But surprise surprise, it didn't and we are all still here.
Oh and you are right though, you do deserve competent leadership whether you loonies want it or not.
"Paper or plastic?" - "Oh, I forgot. Could you please take out the fetus? Thank you."
xD
"Our God is an awesome God, [...]" No. Your God is a stinkfag. I, however, rock.
"You think Hurricane Katrina was an accident?" Actually, it was. Sorry :/ Btw, Christians were an accident, too. As all religions. And old age. And death. I am currently debugging.
What. I'm just a hacker.
"The USA is in big trouble with Jehovah God." jxn.jerry tells the truth after all. Good thing that Jehovah does not exist.
"God did not PUT Obama in the white house, He ALLOWED Obama to be put in the white house, because that's exactly what this country deserves."
The bible disagrees, Romans 13:1, "[F]or there is no authority except that which God has established. The authorities that exist have been established by God."
It's your f**king holy book, read it already!
Excuse me, but why would anyone open abortion clinics near "every convenience store"? Do these people realise that in places where people have sane laws on abortion and no fundie majority, there *aren't* abortion clinics near every conveniece store?
Just what kind of people can conjure in their mind images of abortion clinics near every convenience store? Perhaps people with deep-rooted irrational fears and deep-rooted distrust on humanity as a whole? Perhaps!
Ye gods, you fundies & neocons must've been in apoplectic seizures when you saw at the Capitol Building, Obama say '...so help me God', followed by 'Congratulations, Mr. President!'
Well, he's now your president. And Commander-in-Chief of your armed forces. Live with it. Or you could just all 'rapture' yourselves now, and save all that emotional pain. So go on. Drink the Kool-Aid.
"With Mr. Obama as president, you might as well get ready for abortion clinics in every convenience store in America"
You say that as if it's a BAD thing?!
If your god is so "awesome", why doesn't he come down here and PROVE IT?!
Could it be that your "God" is just a whiny little bitch in the cosmic order... aifinkso!
"I'm off to the store, honey. I'm getting a six-pack, some nachos, and you're getting your fetus' head smashed."
I guess this is where you can get abortions up to eight weeks after birth.
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