One day a couple of weeks ago the sky looked different. I said outloud "I believe dear Jesus--I know You are coming!" Tears were coming down my face.
Come Lord Jesus
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Yes, come Lord Jesus, come, come, come! Oh Jesus! Oh Jesus!
Fundies can't get any so they have to fantasize about Jesus coming!
Come Lord Jesus
Just keep on sucking...
Red sky at night, sailor's delight.
Red sky at morning, OMGWTFROFLBBQ JESUS IS COMIN
When it rains in Khartoum, the wind kicks up a high wall of dust that blows into the city first. The rain is right behind it, and when it mixes with the dust, for a few moments it looks like it's raining mud...or something else.
That's what scatty's post reminded me of.
This is like porn do these people?
Unsurprising. Since they don't allow each other to look at actual porn or experience any kind of sexual release outside of trying specifically to make a baby (and a lot of them think you shouldn't enjoy it even then), all that repressed sexuality has to find an outlet. You can't just up and decide not to experience millions of years' worth of evolved instinct and expect to stay entirely sane.
it's cruel to say so, but the world wouldn't miss this lot: it's a pity they don't realise that it ain't going to happen, so they can off themselves to get to Jesus and God and leave the rest of us alone
Yes tears are streaming down my face too, but not for the same reason.
scatty? O_o
Poe!
(Except I've actually seen christians look at the sky, for example a beautiful sunset, saying "look at that! Jesus is coming back soon!").
Oh, the world is coming to an end! Celebration!
Can someone lock these people up please?
Beliefs inform actions. People who so look forward to the destruction of the universe cannot be accepted in a society.
"Come Lord Jesus"
Jesus: 'Okay':
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*cue song*
'Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord!'
Q: What's white, and hangs off clouds?
A: The coming of the Lord!
Robin: 'Holy Bukkake, Batman!'
...I'll get my coat.
Oh, so you went all hysterical and had tears rolling down your face like a wimpy little bitch?
Yep, that right there proves Jesus exists. Glory!
"The sky looked different"?
That actually happens fairly frequently. I reckon the sky looks quite different from where I am then from where you are right now, too.
The sky looks different from time to time. A couple of weeks ago, the light turned a strange pale-yellow-pink. I thought it had something to do with a low sun and clouds in certain places. No tears, no Jesus.
Did Jesus come, or have you been eagerly waiting for another five and a half year, in vain...
"I-I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love...Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I-I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women, er, women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake. But I do deny them my essence."
Women sense Jesus's power, and they do seek his life essence. He does not not avoid women. But he does deny them his essence.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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