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(Thread on the Atheist bus campaign in the UK)

"Originally Posted by NewWorldOrder
I was just thinking how awesome it would be if something happens to the bus, and God reveals himself to them in a miraculously, undeniable way....Do you think they would believe then? If their hearts are hardened, probably not, but it would still be really cool."


Like if the bus sheared through a section of guardrail and plunged halfway through the side of a bridge, teetering back and forth between the road above and the river below. Jesus swings open the emergency door, supernaturally holds the back wheels down and announces that all desiring to take the Highway to Hell should exit through the front of the bus and those who wish to exit onto the Highway to Heaven should exit through the back of the bus. Once those who have chosen to exit past Him have all disembarked, He allows the bus to plunge on into the river. Moral: It's better to have saved a few than none at all. Seeds don't usually grow on rocks, but anything is possible in the twinkling of an eye in the supernatural.

BTW, I always thought that one of the main reasons for atheist's beliefs was that they thought the universe evolved around themselves individually, refusing to surrender their spiritual will to ANY higher power (which would be beneath them).

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