[re: Muslims buying land to build mosques on]
My solution - every available farm acreage needs to raise pigs, even in the cities, where possible. They would not want to touch anything that was tainted by pork. Just get a pet Vietnamese pig, if possible, and walk it in your neighborhood. You will be forever unclean from a real estate takeover.
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Not fundie necessarily, stupid... really, really, stupid - oh yes.
Wasn't it RR that wanted to wear vials of pig blood around their necks in order to not get blown up? Something about thinking the splatter would prevent the bomber from getting their virgins... I think...
Yeah, except for a few things:
1.) It only counts to consumption.
2.) It doesn't count if they aren't aware of it.
3.) You really think that if something is UNclean, there isn't a way to CLEAN it? Sanctify the grounds, and boom. No biggie.
4.) If I brought my boyfriend into your church and had hot gay sex on the altar, thereby tainting it, you would be screeching for blood. Why is it sacred for you, but not for them?
My solution-Everyone buy a lion...like a big, pet Roman lion. And, if possible, take your Roman lion for walks in your neighborhood. There will be no Christ-tards left to sully your real estate ^_^
They'll deal with it. I've seen it. The only real obstacle is dealing with closed-minded jerks like this.
Besides, there are lots of other reasons to not eat pork, and pigs take lots of room to raise. Room that can so easily be used to grow fruit, vegetables, grain, industrial bamboo, cotton...and this is before we even get into other animals!
@ Ephraim: Vietnamese pot-bellied pigs are small and suburb-friendly.
EDIT: All of a sudden I had, like, the best business idea ever. Pork-scented body spray! In Sizzling Sausage, Christmas Ham, and Crispy Bacon! Advertise it as "Muslim repellent," distribute it in those Christian "bookstores" that are mostly devoted to tchotzhkes, count the money, and laugh!
> My solution - every available farm acreage needs to raise pigs, even in the cities, where possible. They would not want to touch anything that was tainted by pork.
And you wouldn't want to live in the city in summer when the pigshit in all your waterways really started to hum!
I'm not really sure how to handle a religious person's fear (of a particular animal). One part of me finds it hilarious that someone is frightened by a dog, cat, gopher, whatever, not so much because the animal is attacking him, but because they are EVIL DEMONIC animals. If I thought someone had a psychopathic fear of dogs, I wouldn't see any point in terrifying them or making them miserable, but would probably be less considerate if I thought someone was a Jehovah Witness and didn't know I had a cat (some JWs consider cats to be evil). Is that so wrong? I am not perfect. To be honest, if someone is put off by pigs, or ocelots, then that is someone I really don't want to have living near me. So despite the fact that this ding dong is most likely a racist prick, I like the idea of having dogs and pigs for pets to keep away the loonies. I am no fonder of muslim fundies than any other type, I try to weigh their greater violence against the fact they really haven't had a chance to learn better (unlike Christian Fundamentalists who simply refuse free/very cheap education). And if most muslims are not so extreme and stupid, then there's no problem anyways.
I'll help you slaughter that pig, once you got bored with it. We share meat 50:50, and I get the kidneys, lungs and heart. You can keep the brain, you need it more than me. Deal?
So, Llamafucker, how would you feel if YOU were a Muslim, and someone undertook that kind of campaign?
...oh...
...that's right...
...Raptards have NO sympathy for others.
ETA: Hey, Lilo, you forgot hemp in that list. HEMP!!!!!
1. They aren't going to "take over" your house and build a mosque there.
2. Potbellied pigs are PETS, like a dog, and are a lifelong responsibility, not a tool to use in your ridiculous real-life RPG. You should be banned from ever owning any pets, as well as banned from breeding.
@Illuminatalie
Very good points.
You do realize you sound like a horrible, horrible bigot, don't you? Of course you don't, because God wuvs you when you're racist.
Can we apply the same line of "logic" to churches?
Like, if we recruit a bunch of gays and lesbians and have them frolic around the local vacant lots and farmlands, and allow them to have pride sleepovers in vacant buildings--would you stop building churches?
Have you ever caught the scent of a piggery in high summer?
Sorry, I just realized that the stench may better than your usual body odor.
Well, carry on then. Don't mind me.
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