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#148746
Raggy
That's because your mind doesn't work.
1/29/2007 12:53:40 PM
#148768
BurntBush
No shit.
1/29/2007 1:30:20 PM
#148790
Malicious Bloke
Possibly because you dont understand it? The effects are observable and mathematically quantifiable to anyone with a half decent level of education
1/29/2007 2:36:12 PM
#148791
David D.G.
Tell that to the residents of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. They'll be so relieved.
~David D.G.
1/29/2007 2:37:55 PM
#149122
Beccs
And yet it works for SO many SMART people.
1/30/2007 4:29:02 AM
#149641
JP
You know what? Let's first make sure he knows the Earth is an oblique spheroid...
1/30/2007 8:44:52 PM
#906249
wackadoodle
Random morons on the internet
correcting Einstein since 1990
2/19/2009 5:03:53 AM
#906263
lumberjackninja
Ever use a GPS? Yeah. Relativity at work, asshole.
2/19/2009 5:51:04 AM
#906296
Journeyer
Ah right. There just went my last sliver of hope for the future of humanity, and now there is only one thing left for me to do. I've got to go pick up a bottle of scotch and then I'll have to park myself in my sofa reading Nietzsche until the bottle is empty and/or I pass out. Hopefully the neurons that just got disintegrated will re-emerge.
I know that some people are smarter than others, and that some have an easier time at acquiring knowledge, but this level of ignorance is shocking! Everybody knows at least the very basic gist of the ToR, and whilst probably not being able to fully understand it can certainly account for the basic premise.
I am shocked, and just more than a little bit disgusted! Dorko: Your limited IQ and horrible ignorance is the reason you don't find the ToR to add up. The reason is that you lack the necessary faculties to understand it, plus the fact that I really don't think you want to understand it. Which in my book makes you a true ignoramus!
"True ignorance is not the lack of knowledge, but the refusal to acquire it." - Karl Popper
2/19/2009 7:26:01 AM
#906508
Darwin
Something tells me that even 2+2 wouldn't add up right in Dorko's mind.
2/19/2009 1:21:32 PM
#906570
Brown Dwarf
*ring ring*
"Hello."
"Hi, can I speak with Mr. Einstein? Mr. Albert Einstein?"
"Speaking."
"Sir we are from the internet. We wanted to inform you that a man who goes by the alias "Dorko", from a right-wing christian fascist website called "Rapture Ready", claims to disagree with your work on relativity."
*click*
"Hello? Mr. Einstein? Hello? Wow, he hung up. As if he didn't give a shit at all. Not one, tiny, bit. I bet Dorko isn't going to be too happy about getting ignored like some completely insignificant fraction of animal waste that he is."
2/19/2009 2:34:02 PM
#906604
davem
Don't fly on a commercial aircraft that uses laser gyros then. It'll never maintain its attitude if you're right.
2/19/2009 3:37:51 PM
#906618
GigaGuess
He says, after he ran out of fingers, and started to pull off his socks...
2/19/2009 3:46:21 PM
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