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[Replying to 'I think that "just a theory" is known as Einstein's Theory of Relativity.']And I have never agreed with that theory, it just doesn't add up right in my mind.

Dorko, Rapture Ready 14 Comments [12/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Raggy

That's because your mind doesn't work.

1/29/2007 12:53:40 PM

BurntBush

No shit.

1/29/2007 1:30:20 PM

Malicious Bloke

Possibly because you dont understand it? The effects are observable and mathematically quantifiable to anyone with a half decent level of education

1/29/2007 2:36:12 PM

David D.G.

Tell that to the residents of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. They'll be so relieved.


~David D.G.

1/29/2007 2:37:55 PM

Beccs

And yet it works for SO many SMART people.

1/30/2007 4:29:02 AM

JP

You know what? Let's first make sure he knows the Earth is an oblique spheroid...

1/30/2007 8:44:52 PM

wackadoodle

Random morons on the internet
correcting Einstein since 1990

2/19/2009 5:03:53 AM

lumberjackninja

Ever use a GPS? Yeah. Relativity at work, asshole.

2/19/2009 5:51:04 AM

Journeyer

Ah right. There just went my last sliver of hope for the future of humanity, and now there is only one thing left for me to do. I've got to go pick up a bottle of scotch and then I'll have to park myself in my sofa reading Nietzsche until the bottle is empty and/or I pass out. Hopefully the neurons that just got disintegrated will re-emerge.

I know that some people are smarter than others, and that some have an easier time at acquiring knowledge, but this level of ignorance is shocking! Everybody knows at least the very basic gist of the ToR, and whilst probably not being able to fully understand it can certainly account for the basic premise.

I am shocked, and just more than a little bit disgusted! Dorko: Your limited IQ and horrible ignorance is the reason you don't find the ToR to add up. The reason is that you lack the necessary faculties to understand it, plus the fact that I really don't think you want to understand it. Which in my book makes you a true ignoramus!

"True ignorance is not the lack of knowledge, but the refusal to acquire it." - Karl Popper

2/19/2009 7:26:01 AM

Darwin

Something tells me that even 2+2 wouldn't add up right in Dorko's mind.

2/19/2009 1:21:32 PM

Brown Dwarf

*ring ring*

"Hello."

"Hi, can I speak with Mr. Einstein? Mr. Albert Einstein?"

"Speaking."

"Sir we are from the internet. We wanted to inform you that a man who goes by the alias "Dorko", from a right-wing christian fascist website called "Rapture Ready", claims to disagree with your work on relativity."

*click*

"Hello? Mr. Einstein? Hello? Wow, he hung up. As if he didn't give a shit at all. Not one, tiny, bit. I bet Dorko isn't going to be too happy about getting ignored like some completely insignificant fraction of animal waste that he is."

2/19/2009 2:34:02 PM

davem

Don't fly on a commercial aircraft that uses laser gyros then. It'll never maintain its attitude if you're right.

2/19/2009 3:37:51 PM

GigaGuess

He says, after he ran out of fingers, and started to pull off his socks...

2/19/2009 3:46:21 PM

SpaceWhaleSpacePetunias

Yeah, like your mind is totally a good judge of a concept that will make postgrads cry.

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