This is just MORE OROOF that Jesus IS out there, & He's roaring like the Lion of the Tribe of Judah that He is! EVERYTHING points back to God! Science has just proven that God IS REAL--& not the other way around~ Take a look at the very 'glue' that we,humans have in us,gluing our cells together---its in the shape of a cross! Its called Laminin. Also,in the Black Hole,Nasa finally got to get a pic of it & guess whats inside of that? A CROSS! The Lord is trying to get the worlds attention! Next time Jesus comes back, it WILL BE as the Roaring Lion of the Tribe of Judah! So, don't miss out! We cannot even 'imagine' how Heaven is going to look! Just pray a simple prayer--asking God to reveal Himself to you,if He is real. I promise that He WILL! Blessings to you all!
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I've seen actual photos of Laminin, it's not cross shaped. The only cross shaped Laminin I've ever seen is in drawings on Christian websites.
image That's a real model of Laminin, no cross.
Cross this, cross that. The earliest Christians didn't even use the cross as a sigil (they thought it demeaning, what with it being associated with Jesus's deathly agony). If anything, they used the fish.
Look for fish sigils in space. Then we'll talk.
Well, CH4 is cross shaped as well...does that mean that god is there every time I fart?
He is a kinky bastard....
> Also,in the Black Hole,Nasa finally got to get a pic of it & guess whats inside of that? A CROSS!
NASA took a photo inside a black hole? Well, strictly speaking that would be possible in a large black hole, but I think they'd have a little bit of trouble getting the information back out...
'MORE OROOF IS EVERYTHING IS REAL A CROSS! WILL BE WILL!'
... gotta find that message...
"This is just MORE OROOF that Jesus IS out there"
"& He's roaring like the Lion of the Tribe of Judah that He is!"
"EVERYTHING points back to God!"
"Science has just proven that God IS REAL"
"Take a look at the very 'glue' that we,humans have in us,gluing our cells together---its in the shape of a cross!"image
"Also,in the Black Hole,Nasa finally got to get a pic of it & guess whats inside of that? A CROSS!"
"The Lord is trying to get the worlds attention!"
He's roaring like the Lion of the Tribe of Judah that He is! ..Take a look at the very 'glue'
The Lord is trying to get the worlds attention!
"Also,in the Black Hole,Nasa finally got to get a pic of it & guess whats inside of that?"
I can't wait to see this guy's reaction if he ever sees the structure of inorganic tetragonal planar complexes...
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That'll do for starters...
"Just pray a simple prayer--asking God to reveal Himself to you,if He is real. I promise that He WILL! Blessings to you all!"
Am I supposed to take the LSD before or after I pray?
Timing is everything.
i...wait, what? pictures of black holes? and the black hole being a cross?
i guess if you were to find a black hole, and look at it from the side on, the accretion disk and gases being expelled would KINDA look like a cross. damn, that is really stretching it, even for a fundie.
1) Yeah well, due to stearic inhibition and the tertiary structure of proteins, Laminin is more like a broken cross. Even if it was a perfect cross then, depending on what way up the cell was, plenty of them would be inverted crosses. Even if they weren't upside down, it's pretty likely Jesus was on a stake not a cross anyway. Ane even if He was on a cross, the shape of Laminin proves nothing.
2) No, NASA haven't got a picture of the inside of a black hole. You clearly don't have the first idea what a black hole is or how photographs work.
3) If Jesus does come back, no doubt you right wing fundie nutters will be in a race to see who can crucify Him first.
Why is jesus roaring? And is he hiding? Is he Waldo?image This looks nothing like a cross.
The only black hole with a cross in it that I see is your fundie ways sucking the intelligence out of mankind.
PS, Why would a black hole have a cross when Jesus was crucified far after everything was "created"?
Should it not contain some form of Adam+Eve? Or at least a "God waz here - Beginning of time"
Anything sounds good if you lie about it just right.
"Also,in the Black Hole,Nasa finally got to get a pic of it & guess whats inside of that? A CROSS!"
No, there are no crosses inside of Black Holes.
But here's the picture retard was talking about:
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"OROOF"
Oi! Jesus! Get Off my OROOF! You're not Rod Hull - and you're certainly not The Doctor. I don't want to risk you having to undergo a THIRD Coming, just because you tried to fix my TV aerial. Reincarnations don't grow on trees, and Director Eclipse only exists in an anime series, even though she can resurrect certain people ( the ES-Members of GOTT) via her 'Kvant' (Quantum) ability.
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"Oroof"? Is that the noise a dog makes when it's just woken up?
And the next time Jesus comes back it's probably going to be in a pick-up truck with something like "Plumber" or "Gardening Service" painted on the doors.
ok, so laminin from one angle looks a bit like a cross. So God in his infinite kniwledge and power created humans with the mark of the cross built in, and used the cross as an implement of torture and death. Good to know.
Why then need anyone fear a vampire ?
I mean vampires hate crosses, you can use one to force a vampire to stay in his coffin, so why when a vampire gets a mouthful of tiny crosses can he simply drink them down and go "ahhh tasty" ?
you sure about the black hole thing ? you get cross shaped stuff on photos from light sources in certain conditions.
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