Do you think the large hadron collider is like hell opening up. what if it opens up something and destroys the beautiful world built by god. if you ask me those scientists are nuts and should be jailed
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what if it lets in evil
ok i can make the world better maybe i can cure the lice epidemic maybe i will walk around and shave everyones head to make the world better
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Well, it is easy,
if you believe in god being almighty and all knowing,
you also have to believe that everything happening is being forseen and approved by god.
So if the LHC opens something up and destroys the world, it is surely gods will ;)
I realise that you've been raised to think that anything, no matter how ridiculous - talking snakes and donkeys, worldwide floods, and supernatural beings that control the entire world - is true as long as you believe it is, but ffs: you can't just make shit up with no foundation in reality AT ALL and say "what if..." How can you not see this?
And what if trains go faster than 30 MPH and all the air gets sucked out of the carriages and all the passengers die? And what if those telegraph lines make everyone sterile? And what if the Large Hadron Collider turns all the scientists into brain eating zombies?
At least the fundies will be safe from the brain eating zombies.
They've already turned the collider on Numbnuts! In fact they have already broken it, and had to repair it.
@inmate22841 - Actually it is the exact plot of Doom. Scientists make a machine, something goes wrong, opens a portal to Hell. Literal Hell, with demons and everything.
Wait, hold on a fucking minute. You guys bitch and moan about liberals making people aware of the greenhouse effect, because you don't think humans can destroy this planet. But now you're bitching about the collider because you're worried that humans WILL destroy this planet? Make up your fucking minds, and then blow them away, will ya?
I thought it was going to be used to secretly create a cache of antimatter with which to blow up the Vatican in a dastardly Illuminati plot?
(If you don't get this reference, think yourself lucky for having missed one of the greatest pile o' s*** books of our age!)
"What, bring the sticks with flickery orange hurty hot stuff on them into the camp and hang our precious raw meat over them? What if it opens up something and destroys the beautiful world built by god?" - Jen S, had she lived a few hundred millennia ago.
Wait a minute! What IF the Hadron Collider opens a gateway to a dimension of pure paradise instead of Hell? And when the scientists walk through it God is there waiting? And he says, "Its about time you showed up. I was beginning to think you'd never evolve to this level." Wouldn't that be something!? ;)
Well finally! Someone is at last willing to stand up to the lice epidemic that has been making my life an itchy hell. Well done Jen S!
After that, we can get onto jailing some scientists. It'll be fun. Bring the kids.
Fruit loop.
"Do you think the large hadron collider is like hell opening up. what if it opens up something and destroys the beautiful world built by god."
Or...:
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...what if it opens up something, and brings forth into this world something beautiful created by Rozen?
...desu~.
X3
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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