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#109763
Anonymous
Please be a troll. Sweet cyborg Jesus, PLEASE be a troll.
11/24/2006 1:41:17 AM
#114778
Fed Up
I don't think that your daughter's going to be getting many dates.
12/5/2006 11:45:40 PM
#114783
David D.G.
Well, that, and the fact that he's been dead for a few decades now.
~David D.G.
12/5/2006 11:57:08 PM
#154556
TheUnholyMint
No necrophillia?
Awww...you're no fun.
2/5/2007 4:26:52 PM
#154603
Langdon Alger
Plus, another little problem, he was Jewish.
2/5/2007 5:00:38 PM
#154623
Eileen
And he is/was already married.
2/5/2007 5:21:33 PM
#154713
David D.G.
Eileen: Sadly, that wouldn't have been a deterrent to Einstein. He screwed around regularly on both his first wife and his second.
It just goes to show you that even someone who is highly intelligent and moralizes beautifully in the abstract can completely ignore applying it to himself and his own life. I applaud Einstein's scientific achievements, but the man was a cad and a hypocrite as well as a genuis.
~David D.G.
2/5/2007 6:35:14 PM
#154751
adrianinflorida
Sounds as though FedUp is the only one that can date his daughter. Keep it in the family.
2/5/2007 7:06:24 PM
#154901
Patrick
Gravity *is* a theory.
Another example of a fundy not looking in a DICTIONARY at finding out what the word means. It doesn't mean something isn't true.
2/5/2007 10:01:10 PM
#155233
Matty The Red
no one really wants to date your daughter me thinks
2/6/2007 5:21:00 AM
#155476
JP
He doesn't want to date your daughter. He does want to sleep with her though.
2/6/2007 5:54:58 PM
#155518
BurntBush
I would think being dead is the deal breaker. I guess not.
2/6/2007 7:18:25 PM
#155520
fuzon
I can't wait to see this guy's grandkids!
2/6/2007 7:20:10 PM
#155737
Beccs
Isn't anyone outside your immediate family unqualified to date your daughter?
2/7/2007 1:03:10 AM
#375293
V
I hope for her sake that your daughter is hot.
1/4/2008 7:20:45 PM
#375304
Masta Don
In regards to Einstein's womanizing, it seems to be fairly common among intelligent people. 2 brains with only enough blood to work 1 at a time.
1/4/2008 7:34:25 PM
#375309
Brian X
Einstein would probably just hit it and go home anyway. He was a bit of a gadabout like that.
1/4/2008 8:00:31 PM
#494866
Jordan666
IM sorry....but he's been dead. Along with his good friend Sir Isaac newton. They were both killed with concussions to the top of the cranium.
5/11/2008 2:57:33 AM
#526533
I think he thinks he's the only one qualified to date his daughter, if you know what I mean.
6/4/2008 11:24:08 AM
#541808
Over qualified if your daughter is anything like you Dorko.
6/13/2008 11:13:02 PM
#1228371
PiGirl13
What? You're not letting your daughter date Einstein? Come on!
But at least you'll let her date Newton or, dare I say it, Darwin?
11/20/2010 6:22:14 PM
#1228418
Justanotheratheist
Even dead, Einstein is probably still a whole lot smarter than the Rapture Ready crowd.
11/20/2010 11:20:29 PM
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