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Are you telling me this 'brilliant' man [Einstein] thinks gravity is just a (part of his) theory? That would make him unqualified to date my daughter.

Dorko, Rapture Ready 22 Comments [12/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Anonymous

Please be a troll. Sweet cyborg Jesus, PLEASE be a troll.

11/24/2006 1:41:17 AM

Fed Up

I don't think that your daughter's going to be getting many dates.

12/5/2006 11:45:40 PM

David D.G.

Well, that, and the fact that he's been dead for a few decades now.


~David D.G.

12/5/2006 11:57:08 PM

TheUnholyMint

No necrophillia?

Awww...you're no fun.

2/5/2007 4:26:52 PM

Langdon Alger

Plus, another little problem, he was Jewish.

2/5/2007 5:00:38 PM

Eileen

And he is/was already married.

2/5/2007 5:21:33 PM

David D.G.

Eileen: Sadly, that wouldn't have been a deterrent to Einstein. He screwed around regularly on both his first wife and his second.

It just goes to show you that even someone who is highly intelligent and moralizes beautifully in the abstract can completely ignore applying it to himself and his own life. I applaud Einstein's scientific achievements, but the man was a cad and a hypocrite as well as a genuis.


~David D.G.

2/5/2007 6:35:14 PM

adrianinflorida

Sounds as though FedUp is the only one that can date his daughter. Keep it in the family.

2/5/2007 7:06:24 PM

Patrick

Gravity *is* a theory.

Another example of a fundy not looking in a DICTIONARY at finding out what the word means. It doesn't mean something isn't true.

2/5/2007 10:01:10 PM

Matty The Red

no one really wants to date your daughter me thinks

2/6/2007 5:21:00 AM

JP

He doesn't want to date your daughter. He does want to sleep with her though.

2/6/2007 5:54:58 PM

BurntBush

I would think being dead is the deal breaker. I guess not.

2/6/2007 7:18:25 PM

fuzon

I can't wait to see this guy's grandkids!

2/6/2007 7:20:10 PM

Beccs

Isn't anyone outside your immediate family unqualified to date your daughter?

2/7/2007 1:03:10 AM

V

I hope for her sake that your daughter is hot.

1/4/2008 7:20:45 PM

Masta Don

In regards to Einstein's womanizing, it seems to be fairly common among intelligent people. 2 brains with only enough blood to work 1 at a time.

1/4/2008 7:34:25 PM

Brian X

Einstein would probably just hit it and go home anyway. He was a bit of a gadabout like that.

1/4/2008 8:00:31 PM

Jordan666

IM sorry....but he's been dead. Along with his good friend Sir Isaac newton. They were both killed with concussions to the top of the cranium.

5/11/2008 2:57:33 AM



I think he thinks he's the only one qualified to date his daughter, if you know what I mean.

6/4/2008 11:24:08 AM



Over qualified if your daughter is anything like you Dorko.

6/13/2008 11:13:02 PM

PiGirl13

What? You're not letting your daughter date Einstein? Come on!

But at least you'll let her date Newton or, dare I say it, Darwin?

11/20/2010 6:22:14 PM

Justanotheratheist

Even dead, Einstein is probably still a whole lot smarter than the Rapture Ready crowd.

11/20/2010 11:20:29 PM
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