I am tired of evolutionist/atheist.
I am slime that crawled out of the oceans, no wait first I became some sort of really gross sea creature, crustacian thing. Then I decided that I wanted two eyes with lenses............then I wanted to "procreate" but, hmmm, wait let me evolve a little more so my mate will be better looking.........have a gorgeous head of hair, hehehehehehe.
My future offspring can then watch geniuses like Stephen Hawkins expound on the intricacies of the universe and all its beauty and then end the show with some statement to make you want to pull your hair out: " I don' t
know
Why
we
are
he rrre"!
('durrr' emoticon)
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Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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