I disagree with the initial comment that all children go to heaven.
1 Cor 7:14 says that if a child has at least ONE believing parent, the child is holy. However, if both parents are non-believers, the child is "unclean."
Perhaps there is more to being a parent than we typically assume.
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Perhaps there is more to being a parent than we typically assume
Now if they would just realize that, they'd give up on their child abuse.
"I disagree with the initial comment that all children go to heaven". I never thought for a minute that you would agree. After all, that sort of comment and that sort of thinking doesn't sit easily with your emotional and psychological make-up.
Now if we are talking about children that are to be eternally tortured, then that's more like it, now we are getting somewhere. That's the sort of statement that gets you rubbing your hands together with glee. That's the kind of sentiment to get you salivating and drooling with anticipation. That's the sort of a God and a religion that you can cheerfully masturbate to.
Yes ! ... Yes !!!
it's official, I'm unclean.
I always knew that the Jehova's witnesses thought so ...
but now the Rapture Retards too ....
Well, bubba ... let me tell you .... it feels GREAT tot be unclean.[does his Mc Hammer dance]
This is why they're so big on fetuses, because every fetus has the potential to become another sheep in the flock. So the point when you become something to be hated must be birth, as long as you aren't fulfilling fundie requirements to maintain your mythical "innocent child" status.
However, if both parents are non-believers, the child is "unclean."
Normally, nothing a good shower can't fix. yes, kids become dirty, but water and soap takes care of this. Where do you people live? In caves? ;-)
This is an extremely interesting thread, though (77 pages and counting) because it lets us take a deep look into the psyche of the Rapture Ready crowd. There are the misanthropists who don't want children to get a "free pass" or in fact don't want anyone other than themselves to get to "heaven". Then there's the mumsy ones who want to believe that little children are exempted from "hell" because they are so widdle, cute and innocent and try desperately to reconcile the cruelty of their god with their sense of fairness.
And in any other social setting people could just go "ok, we can agree to disagree".
But because they are all Fundies they can't just do that or their usual "X is right, so everyone who thinks Y will go to hell". You can practically touch the passive-aggressiveness as they all try to stay polite.
They're well out of their comfort zone on that topic. Hilarious to watch as an impartial observer.
Remind me, please: exactly how many rotting foetuses can dance on the head of a hell-spawned fiery pin?
Perhaps there is more to being a Christian than we typically assume.
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