ok atheists, how many people will you murder today? It will be hard to match up to your messaih Stalin!
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ok christians, how many people will you murder today? It will be hard to match up to your messiah Jesus/Yahweh!
I don't think anyone could match your god's killings if Vice City became IRL.
Well, god wiped out the entire world, then millions of other people in various military campaigns, diseases and plagues. Stalin doesn't hold a candle to god ;)
yeah, cause 'we're in ur middle east, snipin ur doodz'
oh wait, no, that was Bush leading on the next run of armchair christian generals to invade Iraq
I'm not sure, depends on how many fundies we can round up before midnight, the witching hour. Although it's not a full moon tonight, we do enjoy full moons for the "full" effect.
What the hell is a messaih? That's not in my notes anywhere.
Well since there is no full moon and I don't know what a Messaih is I guess we won't kill anybody tonight - OR any night you moron.
Your the one calling yourself pillarofskulls, need I say more?
I'm too busy fucking your daughter to worry about killing anyone today.
Tomorrow, however, I will kill as many xtians as I can.
I don't know. How many people have you murdered in order to catch up with the Crusades, Inquistion, rape of the Native Americans, and lynching mobs?
Well, since I'm lazy guy, I kill about one a week and don't trouble myself. I'm not a messaih, after all.
As someone who does not believe in any form of god, I funnily enough do not have a messiah.
I also have no connection to any other person who does not believe in a god, why would I?
Well, I woke up got some breakfast. Then I hit a child on a tricycle with my car out of the neighborhood. I then shot a group of grade-school kids walking into the local elementary school with an MP5. Well one was only wounded because I ran out of ammo. Then I beat a man's skull in with a baseball bat because he was in line ahead of me at subway, and stabbed the cashier for asking me to pay. Of course it is still rather early....
YouTube=PooTube->Arsehole. Arseholes<Shit. See what I'm saying?
Also, When driving to work today, I ran over several senior citz(it was their day out) and I stabbed several customers because I didn't like them and I kicked one of their heads in because it was lunch time and they wouldn't hurry the fuck up and leave. Then, as I was leaving the car park, I crushed some people into their cars. Oh yeah, I almost forgot, I threw a molotov cocktail into a crowed servo that happened to have a bus full of mentally retarded people fueling up. Who'd have thought they'd burn so well. And tomorrow, I plan on shopping with a machete.
how many people will you murder today?
Hard to say. The day is young...
Q asked by a guy who calls himself pillarofskulls. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
Um, Stalin? I thought it was Darwin? I would like some consensus on who it is we worship, I'm becoming confused.
Wait, maybe Darwin is out god and Stalin our Messiah... that works! Not sure who Dawkins is, though... Peter?
ok Christians, how many people will you murder today? It will be hard to match up to your messiah Hitler!
Godwin can fuck himself, this is appropriate dammnit!
Hmmm...gonna try and match yesterday's total. None.
Now let's talk about God's body count, and how far behind your quota you are.
Funny, Stalin studied in a Catholic seminary. And communism is a political theory. Atheism is the lack of a theological theory of any kind, unaffiliated with politics. I have about as much to do with Stalin as a chemist engineers buildings.
ok atheists, how many people will you murder today? It will be hard to match up to your messaih Stalin!
Says someone called "pillarofskulls". That's one hellova projection you've got there boy.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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