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[on a discussion of Todd Bentley making a ridiculous prophecy about Jesus being physically present at the next revival and then retracting it.]

I walk and talk with Jesus every day (litterally, as I walk to work). I find nothing surprising about what he (Todd Bentley) said. Jesus has appeared to me before...more in a vision than like the many who say He walked right into their room.

Jesus does come into meetings all the time. I see Him dancing over our praise many times in services. I see him smiling and winking at me... Oh, the beauty of Jesus! I wish you guys had some kind of experience with Him, rather than just arguments.

JeriRose2, YouTube 40 Comments [1/24/2009 7:45:16 PM]
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Headache

Medication, bitch! Do you take them every day?

1/24/2009 7:48:54 PM

Mortician

Um, no you don't. Pictures or it didn't happen. Jesus is a prick if he's doing cartwheels and backflips in front of you instead of taking care of this disaster of a planet. Seek professional help, please.

1/24/2009 7:50:26 PM

Malkavian Jeff

Just like what Dr. House said:

"When you talk to God, you're religious. When God talks to you, you're crazy.

1/24/2009 7:50:45 PM

Nowhereman

You' haven't been taking your meds have you?

1/24/2009 7:59:29 PM

John

Does Jesus ever speak to JeriRose through her neighbor's Labrador retriever?

1/24/2009 8:00:49 PM

JonathanE

Smiling and winking at you?
The "beauty" of Jesus?

Closet queen...

1/24/2009 8:01:01 PM

urrrgghh

Todd Bentley, that's the idiot who kicked the colon cancer patient in the stomach, right? Yeah, he's an awesome guy.

1/24/2009 8:02:27 PM

fundiesRtehlulz

Stone cold fucking nuts.

1/24/2009 8:10:17 PM

Illuminatalie

Hallucinations for Jesus.

1/24/2009 8:11:29 PM

aaa

Did somebody bury toxic waste under his house?

1/24/2009 8:12:37 PM



Time to call in the guys with the white jackets and butterfly nets.

1/24/2009 8:14:15 PM

Echo

"I see him smiling and winking at me..."

Like Sarah Palin?

1/24/2009 8:21:28 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

"... Jesus does come into meetings all the time. I see Him dancing over our praise many times in services. ..."

Yep, he does a real mean Shimmy-Shake. But, can he do the Funky Chicken?

1/24/2009 8:30:40 PM

DevilsChaplain

"Jesus does come into meetings all the time. I see Him dancing over our praise many times in services. I see him smiling and winking at me..."

Hahahaha, she thinks Jesus was flirting with her ^_^

1/24/2009 8:32:04 PM

Osiris

Someone needs to get themselves sectioned.

1/24/2009 8:47:06 PM

GreenEyedLilo

Oh, this one makes me feel like singing!

"Reverend Jones, he struts and dances/while the guitars play 'Amazing Grace'/he testifies in tongues of fire/with tears of joy runnin' down his face/he ain't sure and we ain't sure/exactly what he said/but praise the Lord!/and pass me a copperhead!"--"The Big Revival"

It's fun as a Montgomery Gentry song, far less so in real life.

1/24/2009 8:52:20 PM

Old Viking

Thank you for sharing that, JeriRose2. <walks quickly away>

1/24/2009 9:03:26 PM

Porky Pine

"I see him smiling and winking at me"


1/24/2009 9:38:16 PM

pete

Two words:

GET HELP!!!

1/24/2009 9:41:35 PM

RI

Jesus does come into meetings all the time.

Ah, so that was the dude at our last quarterly meeting who said, "Man, even I can't save this fucking company."

1/24/2009 10:56:44 PM

Thejebusfire

Seeing things isn't good.

1/24/2009 11:50:53 PM

WMDKitty

Someone took too much acid...

1/25/2009 12:07:14 AM

Moon Wolfhowl

So I hear LSD fucks you up pretty good...

1/25/2009 12:14:37 AM

nintendofreakgcn

Um, doesn't this defy the whole second coming thing if Jesus just shows up a million and one times a week?

1/25/2009 12:35:48 AM

Potentate Argyros

"I see Him smiling and winking at me..."
Wut? Jesus flirts with you?

BTW, Todd Bentley is a charlatan. He has had to leave his ministry because he was banging one of his interns, and getting drunk every night during his meetings. Oh, and he left his wife and kids...

1/25/2009 12:47:44 AM
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