Medication, bitch! Do you take them every day?
1/24/2009 7:48:54 PM
Um, no you don't. Pictures or it didn't happen. Jesus is a prick if he's doing cartwheels and backflips in front of you instead of taking care of this disaster of a planet. Seek professional help, please.
1/24/2009 7:50:26 PM
Just like what Dr. House said:
"When you talk to God, you're religious. When God talks to you, you're crazy.
1/24/2009 7:50:45 PM
You' haven't been taking your meds have you?
1/24/2009 7:59:29 PM
Does Jesus ever speak to JeriRose through her neighbor's Labrador retriever?
1/24/2009 8:00:49 PM
Smiling and winking at you?
The "beauty" of Jesus?
1/24/2009 8:01:01 PM
Todd Bentley, that's the idiot who kicked the colon cancer patient in the stomach, right? Yeah, he's an awesome guy.
1/24/2009 8:02:27 PM
Stone cold fucking nuts.
1/24/2009 8:10:17 PM
Hallucinations for Jesus.
1/24/2009 8:11:29 PM
Did somebody bury toxic waste under his house?
1/24/2009 8:12:37 PM
Time to call in the guys with the white jackets and butterfly nets.
1/24/2009 8:14:15 PM
"I see him smiling and winking at me..."
Like Sarah Palin?
1/24/2009 8:21:28 PM
Jezebel's Evil Sister
"... Jesus does come into meetings all the time. I see Him dancing over our praise many times in services. ..."
Yep, he does a real mean Shimmy-Shake. But, can he do the Funky Chicken?
1/24/2009 8:30:40 PM
"Jesus does come into meetings all the time. I see Him dancing over our praise many times in services. I see him smiling and winking at me..."
Hahahaha, she thinks Jesus was flirting with her ^_^
1/24/2009 8:32:04 PM
Someone needs to get themselves sectioned.
1/24/2009 8:47:06 PM
Oh, this one makes me feel like singing!
"Reverend Jones, he struts and dances/while the guitars play 'Amazing Grace'/he testifies in tongues of fire/with tears of joy runnin' down his face/he ain't sure and we ain't sure/exactly what he said/but praise the Lord!/and pass me a copperhead!"--"The Big Revival"
It's fun as a Montgomery Gentry song, far less so in real life.
1/24/2009 8:52:20 PM
Thank you for sharing that, JeriRose2. <walks quickly away>
1/24/2009 9:03:26 PM
"I see him smiling and winking at me"
1/24/2009 9:38:16 PM
1/24/2009 9:41:35 PM
Jesus does come into meetings all the time.
Ah, so that was the dude at our last quarterly meeting who said, "Man, even I can't save this fucking company."
1/24/2009 10:56:44 PM
Seeing things isn't good.
1/24/2009 11:50:53 PM
Someone took too much acid...
1/25/2009 12:07:14 AM
So I hear LSD fucks you up pretty good...
1/25/2009 12:14:37 AM
Um, doesn't this defy the whole second coming thing if Jesus just shows up a million and one times a week?
1/25/2009 12:35:48 AM
"I see Him smiling and winking at me..."
Wut? Jesus flirts with you?
BTW, Todd Bentley is a charlatan. He has had to leave his ministry because he was banging one of his interns, and getting drunk every night during his meetings. Oh, and he left his wife and kids...
1/25/2009 12:47:44 AM